Kingdom Hearts Unscripted!? (Part 2) FUNNY
-Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Mulan /w Mushu are walking around the Snowy hills in the Land of dragons, Sora looks around as the snowy feilds have men fighting each other-
Sora: So Is this like a battle to own the mountain?
Mulan: Well you can say it's something like that.....
-A Man Below-
Man: Haha! We Shall destroy your crops, and eat your babies all so we can take a hold of the Sushi bar!
Another Man:...How the Hell do you fit a whole baby in your mouth?
Man: Well it's quite Simple Really.....you first- Awwww Get back to fighting, We Need more Sushi and Wasabi MUAHAHAHA!!...
-Back to Sora and the Gang-
Goofy: -Shivering while walking- Gwarsh I sure am I cold as a whistle....
Donald: Easy for you to say, you're still the one with pants...Im stuck wearin' a stupid Sailor Suit all the time...
Mushu
oints ahead- Hey Mulan we're almost up to Shan- Yu!
Mulan: Finally we can put that guy in his place and take back the land from his evil.
Sora: Finally I get to meet up with my missing grandpa!
Donald: Sora you idiot, we need to find Riku and Kairi.
Sora: ^_^ But what about grandpa!!!! He was gonna make me Pancakes and eggs!
Goofy: Gwoosh I think the snow is gettin' to him!
-Donald beats Sora in the head with his staff so hard he falls-
Donald: That should "Clear" His mind.....get it? -cheesy drum bang-
-Mulan,Mushu, and Goofy stay silent, as you hear the mulan cricket chirp-
Donald:Oh Sure when the talkin doofy lookin dog talks it's hilarious, but when the duck with no pants talks, its embarressing...-_-
-Sora gets up rubbing his Head-
Sora: Ahh What happened...
Mushu: Lets just say you "knocked" on wood!
-Goofy and Mulan start cracking up out of no where as Donald stands there mad-
Donald:I really hate you all...
-They continue you walking when they finally reach the peak of the hill where Shan-yu stares at them angerilly-
-Sora Whispers to Mulan-
Sora: So Does He like....ever move...or show any emotion?
Mulan:..Nah he's just basically a Walking stiff...I think this happened to him during his Childhood or something...
- Flashback to Shan- Yu Childhood-
Kid: I Challenge you to a stare off!!
Shan- Yu (as a Child) : Ok I accept!
-they both sit there for 20 minutes having a stare down and Shan- Yu wins , He cant seems to get out of the stare view, hours later an emergency wagon comes and picks him up as he just stays in his emotionless stare-
Women: What Happened!?
Men: He suffers from StareIdis...
Woman: You Just made that up...
Men: Shut up I AM a doctor...
Women: Last week you said a women with a headache was suffering from internal talking brain disease...Brains don't talk!
Men: They Do in my world....
Women: You're an Idiot -rolls eyes- ...
-Flashback over-
Sora: Well if he's just gonna stand there...
-Sora and co walk up to him preapring to fight-
Goofy: He Looks weak to me...
-Shan- Yu's Hawk comes down and starts pecking at Goofy as he blocks and rolls down the hill-
Goofy: ...WHAAAA HA HOOOOOO.. HOLY CRAP HE Pecked off my nose!!!
-Donald Sighs as he goes after goofy, along with Mushu-
Mulan: Let's take him out Sora!
Sora: Hmm I was thinking Mcdonalds....ehh I dunno how about Red Lobster?
Mulan: NO YOU IDIOT!! I MEAN KICK HIS BUTT!!!
Sora: Fine this will be easy....
-Sora has a lame expression on his facen and he grabs a stick poking Shan- Yu in the eye, until he falls over like a statue, Sora still pokes him-
Sora: ^.^ This is fun!!
Mulan: I'm Surounded by idiots...
Sora: hey don't be jealous that I get to poke his belly button!
Mulan: Eww....
The End?
-Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Mulan /w Mushu are walking around the Snowy hills in the Land of dragons, Sora looks around as the snowy feilds have men fighting each other-
Sora: So Is this like a battle to own the mountain?
Mulan: Well you can say it's something like that.....
-A Man Below-
Man: Haha! We Shall destroy your crops, and eat your babies all so we can take a hold of the Sushi bar!
Another Man:...How the Hell do you fit a whole baby in your mouth?
Man: Well it's quite Simple Really.....you first- Awwww Get back to fighting, We Need more Sushi and Wasabi MUAHAHAHA!!...
-Back to Sora and the Gang-
Goofy: -Shivering while walking- Gwarsh I sure am I cold as a whistle....
Donald: Easy for you to say, you're still the one with pants...Im stuck wearin' a stupid Sailor Suit all the time...
Mushu
oints ahead- Hey Mulan we're almost up to Shan- Yu!Mulan: Finally we can put that guy in his place and take back the land from his evil.
Sora: Finally I get to meet up with my missing grandpa!
Donald: Sora you idiot, we need to find Riku and Kairi.
Sora: ^_^ But what about grandpa!!!! He was gonna make me Pancakes and eggs!
Goofy: Gwoosh I think the snow is gettin' to him!
-Donald beats Sora in the head with his staff so hard he falls-
Donald: That should "Clear" His mind.....get it? -cheesy drum bang-
-Mulan,Mushu, and Goofy stay silent, as you hear the mulan cricket chirp-
Donald:Oh Sure when the talkin doofy lookin dog talks it's hilarious, but when the duck with no pants talks, its embarressing...-_-
-Sora gets up rubbing his Head-
Sora: Ahh What happened...
Mushu: Lets just say you "knocked" on wood!
-Goofy and Mulan start cracking up out of no where as Donald stands there mad-
Donald:I really hate you all...
-They continue you walking when they finally reach the peak of the hill where Shan-yu stares at them angerilly-
-Sora Whispers to Mulan-
Sora: So Does He like....ever move...or show any emotion?
Mulan:..Nah he's just basically a Walking stiff...I think this happened to him during his Childhood or something...
- Flashback to Shan- Yu Childhood-
Kid: I Challenge you to a stare off!!
Shan- Yu (as a Child) : Ok I accept!
-they both sit there for 20 minutes having a stare down and Shan- Yu wins , He cant seems to get out of the stare view, hours later an emergency wagon comes and picks him up as he just stays in his emotionless stare-
Women: What Happened!?
Men: He suffers from StareIdis...
Woman: You Just made that up...
Men: Shut up I AM a doctor...
Women: Last week you said a women with a headache was suffering from internal talking brain disease...Brains don't talk!
Men: They Do in my world....
Women: You're an Idiot -rolls eyes- ...
-Flashback over-
Sora: Well if he's just gonna stand there...
-Sora and co walk up to him preapring to fight-
Goofy: He Looks weak to me...
-Shan- Yu's Hawk comes down and starts pecking at Goofy as he blocks and rolls down the hill-
Goofy: ...WHAAAA HA HOOOOOO.. HOLY CRAP HE Pecked off my nose!!!
-Donald Sighs as he goes after goofy, along with Mushu-
Mulan: Let's take him out Sora!
Sora: Hmm I was thinking Mcdonalds....ehh I dunno how about Red Lobster?
Mulan: NO YOU IDIOT!! I MEAN KICK HIS BUTT!!!
Sora: Fine this will be easy....
-Sora has a lame expression on his facen and he grabs a stick poking Shan- Yu in the eye, until he falls over like a statue, Sora still pokes him-
Sora: ^.^ This is fun!!
Mulan: I'm Surounded by idiots...
Sora: hey don't be jealous that I get to poke his belly button!
Mulan: Eww....
The End?
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