Ok i'll post it, it's really long
Kingdom Hearts ~ Survivor
Prologue ~ here we are at a small island just south of Destiny Islands. We are about to strand 16 different people on this island. What will happen, who will be voted out? It’s in your hands. 39 days 1 Survivor!
Day 1: *The boat pulls up at the island*
Jeff Probst: Welcome to the island of (insert island name here), where you will be pitted against each other to fight for immunity, reward, and 1,000,000 munny. You will be split into two tribes Light and Dark, First up Sora, your light. *throws Sora a white buff* Go stand over there *points at left side of boat* Riku, your dark *throws Riku a black buff and points at right side of boat.* Kairi your light. Ansem, your self explanatory. Selphie your light, Tidus dark, Wakka Light, Cid dark, Leon Light, yuffie dark, Jack skellington, light, Sephiroth dark, Hercules light, heartless dark, moogle, light, ice titan dark.
Here are the teams: Light: Sora, Kairi, Selphie, Wakka, Leon, Jack, Hercules, and moogle. Moogle
Dark: Riku, Ansem, Tidus, Cid, Yuffie, Sephiroth, Heartless, Ice titan. Tidus
Jeff: Ok here are your maps to your new islands, there are two parts of the island, one side of the island is covered in darkness.
Riku: YAY!
*Everyone stares at Riku*
Riku: Um…uh….i’ll be swimming, too the…island *riku jumps in water*
Jeff: and the other in light. Survivors ready? GO!
*everyone jumps in water and swims to shore to begin there search for their beaches*
*Light reaches beach first and laughs at darks measly swimming techniques*
Heartless: &^$%#@!&#^#$&#
Ansem: That’s no excuse to sit there you maggot! Swim
Riku: God I knew I should have stayed home
Heartless: &^@^!^#&$^&*@^ (wimp)
*Ice titan drowning*
Ice titan: *glug* *glug* *glug*
*Meanwhile with the light tribe*
*Sora holding map upside down* Okay so we go south and…
*Kairi slaps Sora and takes map* Dumb@$$
Wakka: where we goin ya?
*Kairi leads tribe to their destination*
At the Dark Tribe still swimming v_v
Sephiroth: (insert mindless grumblings)
Cid: Maybe if I was allowed to bring my gummi blocks we could be there already.
Yuffie: Stop complaining.
Tidus: I am the only one not complaining so that makes me your unquestioned leader!
*everyone looks at Tidus*
Yuffie dunks tidus
Tidus(muffled): ahhhhh!
*after another 2 hours of doggy paddling dark reaches the shore*
Ansem: Since I am the controller of darkness I will lead us to our beach even though I have no sense of direction whatsoever.
Everyone else: omfg…
Sephiroth: (more mindless grumblings)
Day 2
Light arrived at their beach yesterday and started their shelter.
Sora; Hey Herc, could ya get some wood for the fire
Herc: ya no problem *he grabs a tree and pulls it out of the ground and throws it in the wood pile.
Sora: 0_o
*Wakka takes machete and starts cutting the uprooted tree*
*Jack, Kairi, and Leon are watching moogle attempt to light the fire.*
moogle: *moogle noise*
*Sora runs over and pushes moogle aside*
Sora: I light fire!!!!
*Sora lights a spark and it lands in his hair and his hair lights*
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Sora jumps in water*
Selphie: We have tree mail!
Wakka steals mail
Wakka: it’s blank ya
Kairi: WTF? *she takes mail*
Kairi: Theres a map on the other side. Cmon let’s go.
Moogle: *moogle noise*
Dark finally found their camp on day 2.
Ansem: I told you we would find our camp
Sephiroth: Yea after 3 times around the island.
Ansem: Nobody asked you
Tidus: Oook let’s get the shelter started
Cid: We have got tree mail
Tidus: WHAT?!
*Tidus takes tree mail*
Tidus: Theres a map
Ansem: I will lead us, let us go!
*Tidus kicks Ansem and leads the tribe*
*At the challenge*
Jeff: Light, Dark come on in.
*Light and Dark come in*
Jeff: Okay today, one person stands upon your tribe colored perch and lead your blindfolded tribe members to 8 ladder pieces that are scattered across the landscape. Once your tribe gets all of their pieces, you will assemble your ladder and climb up to the top of the platform. Remember each ladder rung fits in its own individual place. Want to know what you’re playing for?
Everyone: yea!
Jeff: Flint, to light a fire which is essential for your survival here. Who will stand atop the perch?
Light: Kairi
Dark: Heartless
Jeff: Take your places I’ll give the signal
*After the places were taken*
Jeff: Survivors Ready? GO!
Kairi: Sora! Go left!
Heartless: &@@@%#^#$%!%#@
Ansem: Ok he says Ansem Left, and Riku head NW
*Ansem picks up a piece and takes it back*
Jeff: That’s one for Dark!
*Sora gets one and Selphie grabs one*
Jeff: That’s two for light
Jeff: Riku bringing back a second for dark
Wakka: Scores for light.
Heartless: $$@@!^^&&^^**&^$#%%##$%$#@#%$@$$@!^&%@##$%^&&*^#
Jeff: Sephiroth and Ice titan score two for dark! That makes it Light 3 Dark 4
Kairi: Jack, Herc two behind you
Jeff: Light 5 and Dark 4. The heat is intensifying!
Heartless%#&^@&^%$&*@^&^#&*^*&#^*&@^#$
Ansem: To my left, Ice titan’s right, Tidus left and behind yuffie
Jeff: Dark has all eight, take off your blind folds and assemble your ladder.
*Dark begins to set up their ladder*
*Heartless assembles the ladder wrong*
Ansem: were gonna lose at the rate you idiot!
Jeff: Light has their pieces start assembling your ladder.
*Light begins to assemble the ladder*
*Dark puts together their ladder and put it up, Dark gets atop the platform*
Jeff: Dark wins Reward!!!
*Tribes head back to camps and go to sleep*
Day 3
*Wakka and Selphie whispering to each other*
Sora: Hey guys!
Wakka: Im not telling Selphie how I saw you and Kairi getting it on last night. Wait….oh sh*t, man.
Sora: You WHAT!?!
*Sora chases Wakka around camp*
*Moogle trying to light fire*
Moogle: moogle noise (that’s f***in it! Im using magic) *lights fire*
Meanwhile at Dark
Sephiroth: Cmon light you accursed fire LIGHT!
Yuffie: Lemme try!
Sephiroth: Fine *looks at fire* Dam you!
*Yuffie strikes flint once with ninja star and a fire lights*
Sephiroth: Wha-….never mind
Meanwhile at light tribe
Jack, Hercules, and Leon: Tree Mail!
At the Dark Tribe
Ice Titan and Cid: Tree mail!
*At the immunity challenge*
Jeff: Light, Dark come on in
Jeff: Today here at the challenge you will send one person at a time into a maze to retrieve one of eight of your team colored flags, once you have them, race through the jungle behind me *points behind him* to your team mat, once all eight members are on the mat the challenge is over and you win. Ready?
Survivors: Ready
Jeff: Survivors ready? GO!
*Sephiroth and Kairi run into maze first*
Jeff: Kairi emerges with first flag and scores 1 for Light, Sephy right behind her. Sora and Ansem are running in next. Seems like Ansem is lost and has no sense of direction.
Heartless: ^%%@^&#&^^%^#*&
Tidus, and Cid: Ditto
Jeff: Sora is out, and Leon is in for light. Ansem still lost. Wait Ansem is back with the second point for dark. Leon is out, and Yuffie. Now tied 3, 3. Ice titan is in along with Selphie. Ice titan out and Selphie is just out a second after. 4,4. Wakka, and Riku are in the maze now. They seem to be taking a while, Riku is clearly lost, following wakka, to find the way out, Riku just found his flag, Wakka is out, Riku still lost. Jack is in the maze now. Riku just found his way out and heartless is in, and heartless is just standing in the center of the maze. Jack has got out and Heartless is still standing there. Herc is in and Heartless is out!. Cid is now in.
*after about 5 min*
Jeff: Cid is out and Tidus in! Herc just got out and moogle is in! Tidus seems lost along with moogle, Tidus has past his flag 3 times already!
Dark: C’MON TIDUS!!!
Jeff: Fourth time he’s past it! Moogle has difficulty reaching that high for the flag and is shimming up the pole. Moogle has the flag and is headed for the exit, if he could only find it. Tidus has his flag and is going the opposite way of the exit. Moogle is out! Light is headed to the Jungle! Tidus is out! Dark headed to the Jungle. Dark is catching up to light. Light is out of the Jungle and on the beach headed for the mat. Dark is so close! Light touches the mat! LIGHT WINS IMMUNITY! *Gives light tribe immunity idol* Light, nice job. Dark, I will see you tonight where you will vote out one of your members.
Dark at camp
Sephiroth(to ansem): I think we should vote out Tidus, he let us down at the challenge
Ansem: Or Heartless cause he stood there for awhile before he came out.
*Cid comes*
Cid: Hey guys
Ansem: Hey Cid, I need to talk to you
Cid: oooook
Ansem: We need to vote out heartless because of his let down at the challenge.
Cid: The audience votes dumb one, so there isn’t much we can do to change their mind.
Ansem: WHAT?! That’s unfair!!!
*At tribal council*
*Dark sits down*
Jeff: Everyone grab a torch, fire represents your life in this game, as long as you have fire you are still in the game. And im going to skip the talk and let the voting begin, Tidus your first.
*After the votes are in*
Jeff: I will read the votes, the person who is voted out is to leave the tribal council area immediately. First vote….
Now you get to vote off one Dark tribe member, who will it be it's up to you. If you want it more like serious just tell me cause i know it's kinda goofy right now. Just vote for who you want gone.
