Fanfiction ► Kingdom Hearts Babies!!!

[Goofy5555]

Ok I'm now officially sugar high! yay! so I decided to make a fic about all the KH chractars as babies (like 5 or something):
It starts in the beginning of KH...
Baby Sora:I've been having these weird feelings lately....like is my milk ready?...or not.....ready.....not?
*Simple and Clean Starts* blah blah blah just imagine it with them as babies...
Sora is in the dream land and poops on one of the pigeons..
Pigeon flys away...
??? guy says what he says:Now choose your weapon...
Sora:? *runs over to a block but hits face*....o.o *starts crying but nothing comes out*???*jumps up on the block with the staff on it*(thinks)Oooh bluuue!
???:Is this the weapon you choose?
Sora:.......
???:Now you must throw a weapon away which one will it be?
Sora:*throws the staff off the cliff*
???:NO YOU FOOL THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! AGH!*makes the staff come back up*
Sora:*laughs and claps*
The Queen of hearts:Now go and throw one away..
Sora:*runs into the stand with the sword on it,then cries but nothing comes out* *runs up and throws it into oblivion*
Queen of Hearts: Oh hell good enough
The platform breaks and Sora falls...
Sora:*Sora screams yet nothing comes on**falls on his butt*
Queen of Hearts:Now you must battle
Sora:*staff appears*
Queen of hearts:*swallows chicken wing*(muffled)now you muff fight he eartless!
Shadow Heartsless Baby appears then sits next to Sora...
Sora:......*pokes heartless baby*
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Now you choose what happens next!
a.)Sora murdalizes the shadow
b.)They become firends and baby shadow becomes bff's with Sora
c.)FULL ON BAAAAAAAATLLLE!

 

[Crest]

Goofy555 you did what no one has done before.... I think... Anyway I pick...A!

 

[Goofy5555]

Ok each one needs 3 votes..and yes Ive done what no one has! muahaha

 

[omnislasher_VII]

0.o;;

I thought they were five, and not toddlers.... o.0;;

I pick C.

 

[DragonsFury]

C, BATTLE!!!!

Um... yes...

 

[Crest]

Nevermind I change to C!

 

[Goofy5555]

Ok C it is!
Sora and Baby shadow jump away from each other...
Sora:*runs at him in a chubby 5 yr old sorta way and slashes the heartless*
Baby Shadow:*starts crying*
Rumbling starts and Darkside appears
Darkside:How dare you harm my baby!*stomps Sora*
Sora wakes up crying...
Sora:uh?
Kairi:*throws a mashed corn at him*goo Sora you lazy bottle of milk!
...I knew i find gyou lying down here
Sora:no wait there was this scawy voice and this monster that sat next to me!
Kairi:yeah wight!
Sora:Gimmie a bweak Kaiwi!
Riku:*walks over and throws a stick on Sora*
Sora:whoa!
Riku:come on guys we gotta get offa dis island!
Sora:AGGGH ITS A STICK BUG1!!*runs to his mom*
Kairi:he's such a scawedy cat
Riku:Yeah
They sit down
Kairi:Hey wanna apple?
Riku:K
Kairi takes out a paupou she thinks is an apple...
Riku:Oh geez no thats a powpoo fruit Wakka told me they taste like old shoes!
Kairi:How does wakka know what an old shoe taste wike?
Riku:he.....*thinks*....I don't....know
Suddenly Selphie comes over...
Selphie:heyguyswhatsupwantsomesugaryesnookheythatsapowpoopoofruitimtellingsora!
Kairi:SELPHIE..NO! WE WERENT...ugh
Riku:Hahahahahaa XD
Kairi:Ya think its funny eh? *stuffs the leaf of the paupou in his mouth*
Riku:ewww *spits it out*
Sora then comes back and they all sit down and watch the sunset....
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What now?
a.)Sora pushes Riku off the dock.
b.)Opposite of a.
c.)Kairi says <insert random text here>

 

[DragonsFury]

A, heh... Run Sora! Run!

 

[Crest]

I'll guess a then. I might change later.

 

[Goofy5555]

c.)Kairi says <kiss me baby!>

 

[FFX_Yunie_x_Tidus]

C! I pick C!

 

[SoulEater]

A! A! A! even though riku is awesome i think this will be funny when they fight....somebody has to draw a fan art of this lol!

 

[FFX_Yunie_x_Tidus]

oh wait... C Kairi says <uhh... something funny>

 

[SoulEater]

we had three A's before C's so A wins!!

 

[DragonsFury]

There was only 2 C's in the first place though...

 

[FFX_Yunie_x_Tidus]

No one picked B.... I guess A wins.

 

[SoulEater]

w/e we reached 3 A's

 

[Blue Mage]

A.

This is soo funny.

 

[moomoomoo]

A! A! me say A!

*picks up the riku baby and runs*

its so cute! ^.^

 

[Goofy5555]

Wow people fighting over my fic XD.
Sora:Man this feels...goodPUSH BUGGY!*pushes Riku off the dock*
Riku spalshes...
Riku:AGGGH! SORA!
Sora runs away
Sora:Hahaha you cant catch me!
Riku:drags himself to run to Sora
Sora:"hahahaha WHOA!
Riku jumps on him....
Riku:thinks it's funny eh?
They both start getting into a fist fight and roll off the beach....
Kairi:XD go Sora!
Fight fight fight..aww the parents come a break them up! ><
Riku:Stupid
Sora:I know you are
Later that evening when the babies are getting ready for bed....
Sora:Mommy why is Riku so mean?
Suck up...At riku's house he asks the same thing about Sora XD
Moms:Uhh...shut up! *throws them on bed*
Next morning...
Sora and Riku have'nt talked to each other since they woke up....
Sora:HMPH!
Riku:Stupid*grumble grumble*
Kairi:Come on guys apologize to each other!
Sora:Why should I apologize?!
Kairi:Well you are the one that pushed him into the water!
Riku:*sticks tounge at Sora*HAHA!
Kairi:And you because..u started fignting!
Riku:BUT!-
Kairi:No buts you!
Sora and Riku stare at each other dead in the eyes...
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What happens?
a.)They apologize.
b.)SWOOOOOOOOOORD FIIIIGHT(slow motion)
c.)They just keep staring for the next 5 minutes then apologize.