Kingdom Hearts 2 FM+ Joke Thread

[kh2kingman94]

I just wanted to make up a few jokes cause im bored, but of course u can too.

( when sora meets black mushrooms)

Sora: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Mushroom 1: What?
Sora: I hate Mushrooms!!!!!!!!
Mushroom 2: Oh no You did'nt!!!!!
Sora: Oh yes I did!!!
(sora kills All the Mushrooms and once again the world is saved from mushrooms)

 

[Infinity's End]

Sora: WO everyone fangirl/fanboy says you look like me!
Armored Knight: Really? we look nothing alike!
Sora: I know! what are they talking about
Armored knight: say wurd...
Sora: wurd (h)

 

[Electropop]

this should go in the joke thread...

Someone want to move it?

 

[Little_Red]

i kind of like the spoff about kh where sora asks riku if he's been sniffing paopu fruit leaves....he he he *snort*

 

[Deadlock]

i kind of like the spoff about kh where sora asks riku if he's been sniffing paopu fruit leaves....he he he *snort*

hahahahaha.. yo I'd buy a bad of that s***, man......

 

[Aucune Raison]

...You mean the KH2/KH joke thread? Maybe, but for now it's probably fine here. At least it's not another thread that's like OMG PLZ TEL ME WEN KHFM IS COMIN OUT IN NA!!!!!!111

I used to be a frequent poster in the other joke thread, but I ran out of material. >_> Lol, well I'll try again this time.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS BOTH KH2 AND KH2FM SPOILERS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.




Xemnas: Friend...
Armored Unknown: Friend...
*Xemans and AU huggle*
Xemnas: Ow, why do you have to wear that armor?
AU: I dunno, it just makes me look badass. Besides, I don't want people to know that I'm really...
Xemnas: Huh?
AU: PARIS HILTON!
Xemnas: WHAT?
*Xemnas falls over and dies, blood flying everywhere*
Paris: What's his problem? *storms off*