kh2 jokes really funny

[Final Dive Sora]

Funny jokes


red guy:the road to nightfall
riku(hottie):no the road to dawn..................i meen don't u think ive seen enough darkness for one lifetime omfg
mickey: someone needs a nap.
riku: that **starts running but doesn't notice there is a giant rock in the middle of the road but the red guy does**
red guy:.........
**riku turns and see the red guy smiling**
riku:what the hell are u smilling about???
**SMACK!!! riku ran into the rock**
riku: o sh*t owwwww what the mother fu*ker damn that hurts.
red guy:............yesss
**red guy disappears**

 

[Final Dive Sora]

Sora: Oh no help me! I'm falling. Oh is that me and Kairi. Wow A little action. Oh they spotted me. Oh $#!t the water!
Kairi: Sora!
Sora: Huh
Kairi: I thought I said no more drugs. And why are you wet.
Sora: I fell in water and riku tried to...
Kairi: Sora! You're sick.
Sora: No its not what you think.
Riku: Come back to bed Sora!

 

[TheTrueRoxas]

yea, not funny.

 

[Final Dive Sora]

Okay sora is in the book of 100 acre woods he trys to find the tail.

Sora:Okay, so what do i need to do now?
Owl: Just lead Pooh up the hill to the swing so he can be able to find the tail.
Sora: Fine, seems simple enough. *walks over to Pooh* Okay, just follow me.
Pooh: Durr... WHA A BUTTERFLY!!1 O__O! *walks twords butterfly*
Sora: OI over here.
Pooh: *takes him 15 minutes to walk to Sora*
Sora: Okay goo--
Pooh: OMGAGETRGT HONEY!2121shift!11!! >:O~
Sora: ... stay calm it's j-j-just a little bear.... *waits for him to finish*
*Pooh walks to Sora*
Pooh: LAWL OMG ITS A---
Sora: DIE YOU &%#7*^% $#@^%& *repeatably staps Pooh with Keyblade*
Owl: OMG ;___;
Sora: NO ONE MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS. ALL MUST DIE *kills evryone in book*

......

Murlin: So how was you're trip~?
Sora: It was just great! *Steals book and goes to burn it*

 

[twilight_passion]

hahahahahahahahaha, o hell no man.nt funny at all

 

[JakeBlade]

You jokes need a little work. And by a little, I mean alot.

 

[TheTrueRoxas]

ditto. .but hey, sora doesnt hate you... *sora whispers to TheTrueRoxas- wow, what a Nub!

 

[dark_dutchman]

Go easy on him, he's new.

 

[Eclipse]

dude this thread should be closed. seriously

we already have a >100 page thread called "kh/kh2 jokes" here. Don't make this thread, that thread is very popular. it might be a page or two back, but don't make this. there is already one for this kinda thing

 

[RoxasRulzUAll]

prepare to get pwnd n00bs



If sora and Kairi switched roles


~When Riku and Sora are racing~

Kairi: If I win…I’m captain! And if you win…

Riku: I get to share the paupu fruit with Sora.

Kairi: o_. Um, okay.

~In Hallow Bastion~

Riku: Without his heart, he cannot use his power. Wait a minute…SORA IS A PRINCESS OF HEART?!

Sora: Wh00t!

~In Traverse Town after fighting Leon for the first time~

Kairi: ~waking up~ S-Sora?

Yuffie: Who’s that? I’m the great ninja, Yuffie! ^_^

Kairi: Uh-huh…

~Anytime, really~

Sora: How come I have to be DEAD over half the game?

Riku: You’re not dead, you just lost your heart.

Sora: Oh, wonderful. KAIRI! YOU SWITCH BACK WITH ME THIS INSTANT!

Kairi: Um…no! ~runs off with the Keyblade~

~In Atlantica when Ursula comes to King Triton’s throne/palace~

Kairi: ~swimming up~

Ursula: I’m afraid you’re a little late, handsome.

Kairi: Handsome?!

~Back to reality~



let it be known I only truly wrote little of this. But it was my ideas that went into it

 

[Eclipse]

i'm asking a mod to close this. this is ridiculous. there is already a thread like this with over 1000 posts. don't do this

 

[heartofdreams]

(sora as the fishboy in the sing along for under the sea XD)

Sora: (swimming back and forth past the screen) under the sea, i need to pee, i need the bathroom oh so oh badly under the sea!

fish things : under the sea e

Sora: i need to find the loo, oh go i have to po-

Donald: Sora!

Sora: i need the bath so badly under the seeeeaaa

(me and my friend watching the screen)

Me: o.o...........(drops controler) LETS PLAY IT AGAIN! XD

friend: YEAH!

 

[scubasteve]

this thread needs to be closed! there is another very popular thread on this. and these jokes are amazingly horrible compared to some of the ones in the other thread. so if you have a joke, go to the joke thread "kh/kh2 jokes"

it has better jokes

but the one RoxasRulzUAll is good. but the other jokes are just pathetic

 

[testify]

dude this thread should be closed. seriously

we already have a >100 page thread called "kh/kh2 jokes" here. Don't make this thread, that thread is very popular. it might be a page or two back, but don't make this. there is already one for this kinda thing

HES RIGHT EVERYBODY! THERES ALREADY A KH/KH2 JOKES THREAD!! ITS OVER 100 PAGES! GO REVIVE IT NOW!!

-closed-

.....not really closed.....sniff....

 

[yuffie vs kairi]

yeah this should be closed!! ask a mod 2 do it!

 

[testify]

naw if you just leave it...it will fall into the midst of OLD TOPICS!!



oh I guess that means me too!