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Um... Episode 16 right?: The World?

Kairi: *runs in* HEY EVERYONE I JUST GOT A NEW GAME!

Everyone: What now..?

Kairi: *sigh* You people are as lively as Freddy Jones. IT'S CALLED THE WORLD!

Wakka: The World?

Riku: It's from that anime.... uh... what was it called?

Sora: Er... dot....dot....JACK?

Kairi: NOT .JACK YOU IDIOT! .HACK .HACK!

Riku: Whatever let's just play...

Daphne: SORA!!! I FOUND YOU AT LAST!

Sora: *pause* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!

Kairi: *tosses game into shelf* Okay now I'm bored...

Selphie: Let's go have a party!

Everyone: YES! *shoot fists in the air*

Sora: Help...me.....

Daphne: *covers Sora with random make-up crap*

END.

Well next time is the party!
 

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Hmm.. I guess I'll keep typing for a while. But if it moves again this fic dies. Unless... forget it.

Episode 17- Party!!!

*Before Party*

Kairi: Let's see..... beer check, soda check, music check, random crap we don't really need check, 500 tons of sugar check. Well that's every damn thing we need so who's coming?

Riku: Cloud, Cloud's 567 girlfriends, and other people.

Kairi: *eats 1 pound of sugar* GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAATTTTTT! THAT'S JUST GREAT WAHOOOO! I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!

*Later the party already started*

Kairi: *all drunk* C'mon Inu drink some beer! *forces beer down his thoat*

Inu: Miss Kairi I.... *glug glug glug*

Princess Clara: Hey! Servant women aren't supposed to be at parties!

Kairi: You b*****. *cat-fight*

Riku: Sora let's have a drinking contest!

Sora: You're on!

Oathkeeper: heh heh *puts sleeping potion in Sora's glass*

Sora and Riku: *start drinking*

Everyone: *surrounds them* CHUG IT! CHUG IT! CHUG IT! CHUG IT! CHUG IT DAMMIT!

Tina Foster: *busts through door* Tina Foster is here to party! Ooo... look at all the girls! Breast examination time!

Yuffie: *covers chest* Oh god no.

Kagome: *does same* She can't be serious? Can she?

Kitsune: What are you guys talking abou-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Tina: *holding on to.....er.....you people know* Hey these look like they're growing nicely!

All girls: *run off in different directions*

Tina: The hunt begins!

END.

me: Well that was disturbing....

Sora: yeah re- TINA GET YOUR F****** HANDS OFF KAIRI!

Tina: But that's how I like to show my love...

me: uh.... Next Time on KH Funnies.... Episode 18 The Hunt Begins!
 

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Heh heh...

Episode 18: The Hunt Begins

Tina: *creepy voice* Come out come out wherever you are!

Kitsune *hiding in closet*: She scares me....

Kagome: Me too...

Tina *now in main hall*: Yoo hoo!? Where are you my pretty? MUAHAHAHaHA! Damn. no one here. *leaves*

Aerith *dangling on chandelier*: Is she gone?

Kairi *in suit of armor*: I think so...

Aerith: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *falls off and crashes into Kairi*

Tina: *rushes back in* HEY THERE! TIME FOR YOUR BREAST EXAMINATIONS! *does*

Aerith and Kairi: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oathkeeper *hiding behind Rikku*: Sounds like someone just got "checked".

Riku: Hey will you let go of me!?

Tina: Found you Clara!

Clara *with a bucket over her head*: AH f*** me....

Another scream is heard.

me: Now Tina... calm down ple-

Miyabi and Kira Haru Haro appear out of nowhere.

Both: What is going on here!?

me: Oh Kira-sama, Miss Miyabi how'd you get here?

Miss M.: Well we had to pick up Tina once we heard she was messing around.

Kairi *now is in deep trauma*: Wh...why didn't you get here soooner....>.<

Kira: Oh no reason.... *whistles*

Miss M.: C'mon Tina! *leaves*

Tina: Yes m'am.... *leaves*

All girls: YAY!!!!!!!

Kira: *about to leave but someone is tugging on his arm*

Sango: *holding onto arm* Kira....um... *blushes* Can I bear your child please?

Everyone: WWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA?!??!?!!??!?! *jaw gapes*

END.

me: Now that was awkward.

Kira: Why did you put me in? and what the heck was that!? You know I'm just gonna say no.

me: I know Kira-sama but I just like to see everyone else's reactions.

Kitsune: Whatever next time on KH Funnies! Episode 19: Kira and Sango a Couple!?!?

Kira: Hey! Wait I didn't ask for this!
 

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Episode 19: Kira and Sango a Couple!?!?

me: Wait but now it's time to add another random person! *searches member list*

me: Okay I've chosen leonskey! Who I'll just call Leon and the other Leon... Squall!

Leon: You did that on purpose didn't you?

me: Whatever do you mean? Now on with the episode!

Now where were we? Ah here we are!

Kira: *blushing* Well uh... what!?

Sango: Well then if you don't want to then can I at least be your girlfriend?

Kitsune: Say yes..... say yes.... SAY YES DAMMIT!

Miroku: Wait Sango I- *gets pushed away by me*

Kira: Uh..... maybe... but only for a little while!

Sango: Yay! I feel so happy!

Leon: Hey.

me: Leon-kun what are you doing here?

Leon: You put me in this fic remember?

me: Oh yeah.

Leon: Anyway.. *drags off Aerith*

Aerith: H-hey! What are you doing!? Let go of my hair you son of a-

Everyone: *ignores Aerith's cries for help*

Kagome: Aw! Now we have another cute couple! And Kira is much nicer! and less perverted!

Miroku: HEY! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

*Later that night*

Sango: Dear diary, I finally got Kira to be my boyfriend! He says only a little while but after our date he'll be mine.... ALL MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*More evil laughter*

END

Chika: YAY! A summer resort!

me: YAY!

Chika: A summer resort is someone who works for a company president!

me: Wha? *nodds no*

Chika: That's a summer intern? Um.. then it's like if I became an idol in the summer!

me and Leon: huh?

Chika: HEY! I can be a summer sensation!

me/Kitsune/Leon: God no.

Chika: Chika the sensation will have a big part on the next episode of KH Funnies!

Leon: Episode 20: Summer Resort
 

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Woah............

Whew! I'm glad that Tina is gone......*Gets out from underneath the bed*

Oh yeah, and thankes for letting lil' o me in your fic!!!

Gee, poor Miroku, but that was HILLARIOUS!!! I liked that 'Dear Diary Sango' thing...man, I'll never will look at Sango the same way again.....

Miroku:"B-But I want my Sango..."
 
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