Just something very stupid and fun to post while we wait for KH3

[Sora_is_mine*2]

(This really doesn't belong on KH2 jokes thread)

Kingdom Hearts 2 idol

Post who you want to sponser-only a KH2 character

Post their talent

Post a small story/song about their preformance

Others will vote best story/song

Begin.

 

[Oberon]

Kh3 hasn't even been confirmed yet, but anywho;

Kingdom Hearts 2 idol

Sponser: Riku

Talent: Bada**ness

Riku: *steps on stage*
Council: BEGIN!
Riku: *faints of exaustion*

 

[Dexter]

YOU SURE LOVE POSTING don't ya?..........

 

[Charlie]

Okay, this should be fun XD:
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Kingdom Hearts 2 Idol Contestant: Axel

His TALENT: Flame control & manipulation (aka the ability to set your WORST enemy on fire + Claims that he can sing like Kelly Clarkson)

Performing Song? (I guess): His vocals were TERRIBLE, yet he still managed to somehow capture the audience with the catchy chorus to Kelly Clarkson's breakout single "Walk Away" from her album, and was seen focusing his gaze on a lone character named ROXAS trying to hide from him & his spotlight in the audience below. (I'll add more onto this a bit later lmao)

 

[Oberon]

YOU SURE LOVE POSTING don't ya?..........

Well how can you blame him, he just wants his post # to go up... Then again every one does...

 

[Neo_Warrior]

KH2 Idol

Sponser: Jack Sparrow

Talent: He doesn't need a talent he's Captain Jack Sparrow

Jack Steps up the Mic

Jack:Hand over all your valuables and you will live to see tomorrow

Judge 1: That was Dreadful (gets shot)

 

[sephy 9 2 5]

Sponsor - Roxas

Talent - Being a Nobody


Story:
Diz: I am sry roxas *sobs* but your.....a nobody
Roxas: Wha......how did u know?
Diz: ........
Roxas: NAMINE!!!!!
Namine: i'm sry but he told me he would b ur friend
Diz: Namine u know u can't b seen with nobodies let's go
Namine: Cya in the next life!
Roxas: ..............

J

 

[Charlie]

KH2 Idol

Sponser: Jack Sparrow

Talent: He doesn't need a talent he's Captain Jack Sparrow

Jack Steps up the Mic

Jack:Hand over all your valuables and you will live to see tomorrow

Judge 1: That was Dreadful (gets shot)

I think that just might go into my sig one day. *dies laughing 5 minutes later*

 

[Master Heart]

sponser:sora

talent:killing heartless
*steps on stage and a gaint heartless comes out and kills him*
judge:thats his fault for having the keyblade!

 

[trinitysora]

sponser:sora

talent:magic

combines all elements

sora:it explodes

judje:cant say cuase im dead

 

[Aucune Raison]

Sponser: Xigbar
Talent: Insulting people

"You momma's so fat that when sah jump'd into the orca tank they all sang we ah family."

Judge: Don't say that about my mother!! *Runs away*

 

[RsOoXrAas]

first thing's first. if there iz gonna be a kh3, than its not gonna come out for another four damn years. so this kh2 idol betta be the shit

 

[Oberon]

first thing's first. if there iz gonna be a kh3, than its not gonna come out for another four damn years. so this kh2 idol betta be the shit

Well you better calm the f*** down you freakin' n00b.EDIT: And for that matter, why don't you just not post here like you should've, or at least give us the pleasure of reading a good post that is ON topic please. Your first post, and you already made the pleasure of everyone knowing you're a swearing kid.

 

[SoraGaurdian]

Hrm...this is an...interesting post. XD I'm just going to watch for a bit rather than post. ^_~ I'm bad at these "joke" kind of things...

 

[Charlie]

first thing's first. if there iz gonna be a kh3, than its not gonna come out for another four damn years. so this kh2 idol betta be the shit

-Okay, then help contribute towards it by posting something to expand the amount of entertainment on the topic like the rest of us have tried to do.
-I'm working on putting up an idol profile for Leon in a bit.

 

[Master Heart]

ok people less fighting more kh idol

 

[Oberon]

Right... Oh wait I went already...

 

[JaCk PumkIn KinG]

Sup homies? passing through! whats up?

 

[grim5.0]

Sponsor:Kiari

Talent: getting kidnapped

Kiari: where am I
Axel:My room bwahahahahahaha
:giggity

 

[JaCk PumkIn KinG]

Hey! are you guys thinking what Im thinking?