Joke-pets

[WhiteWolfos]

Do you have pets or a pet?
If so,may you list some or one of the funniest stuff your pet has done......?

Mine was when I saw five of my cats chase off a pitbull onto the bottom of the house.XD

 

[PiPee]

Mine was a day after we got our third cat. My mum used to spray out cats bums with water after they used the litter box so that they'd clean their bums. Well, Mum sprayed our third cat, Max, on the bum. We expected him to lick it afterwards like all cats do except he decided to drag himself and wipe his bum on the floor! Mum was so angry; she locked him in the bathroom and started mopping.

 

[Hellpark]

I have a cat. It was funny when she started to chase a fly like crazy. SHe kept jumping. SHe was on catnip a.k.a weed

 

[Blue Mage]

DIDO! Our cat is super crazy, I think she's posessed.

 

[thecloser]

i had a rabbit when i was young he chased me and i was afraid of him

 

[WhiteWolfos]

Heheh......
I remember the huge lizards I got from the mountains and the black one jumps alot on people's faces.

 

[PiPee]

Another funny thing that happened was when my oldest cat, Harry, was going through that teething stage. Because he was teething, he liked to bite our ankles and it was really scary! You had this tiny, ginger, fluffy kitten chasing you all over the house until he could get a bite of your ankle!

 

[shadowdragon]

Well.. one thanksgiving m y whole family was over, icluding one of my baby cousins. Well, CAtlin, comes in the room, and she's not wearing a diaper, and she tells me to "come here" so I walk through, and see her diaper in the entrance way, with a nice little turds and all... So I was about to tell my mom when My little yorkie, Lacy, bounds down the stairs and eats it. GROSS.