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I call one of my friends "EMO!" everytime he looks slightly depressed...it annoys him like crazy, its really funny when he gets pissed!
Then theres my friends gamecube....something always happens when we play 2 player...So to piss him off I go.. "This...is Gamecube!".. so now everytime anything happens to any of his things..I go.."This is (add word according to occasion)"
"if you cut your arm off will it grow back?"
"omg! the bird lady is scaring me!!"
"is wood a vegetable?"
"what is that, like the church for hot people?"
"this pool needs chickens. live ones"
"so..kiss me."
"wawlrecornelfebra"
"im legally dumb"
"we have to do the oompa dance!!"
" the escalator incident"
"your sneeze is so cute!"
"those birdies are yummy!"
"take your hiccups and die in pain!"
"that sound like my toaster"
"lets take a victory lap!"
"pass the olympic torch"
"was i hit with a pillow"
"this is the worlds largest chip!!"
"and that one language would be.... oh it's english!!"
"im wearing spandex and plaid shorts! that's pretty sexy!"
"but i didn't know Charlie Brown was Australian"
"hey Kaitlin...that kid sitting next to me just pulled a muffin out of his pants" (true story, oh the times in health class..)
ummm... most of these are just some stupid things my friends and i made up. ^_^
"omg! your a cow!"
"why is there cheese?"
"im happy and sad."
"its cloudy but sunny outside today folks."
"i wonder what we would call the white house if we painted it a different color."
"what happened to the magic in those markers?"
"dont make me get my mother involved in this!"
"mumblemumblemumblemumble"
"they serve pancakes at IHOP, you know."
"shampoo rock my shoes and conditioner rocks my socks."
"you look like a couple of giraffes trying to make babies."
"gag me with a spoon."
"i'm a boy named sue!"
"CANDY BARS!!!"
"i play bloody knuckles with myself. wanna watch?"
"the pie...its ALIVE!!!"
"you are such a spkus."
"your monkey is gay."
"2 buns make a butt!"
"let's all do the Santa aerobics!"
"i like...coke."
"maybe we'll get drunk on caffine."
"pick a street corner."
"im walking to hawaii."
"i have had nothing to drink."
"scotty doesn't know!"
"i smell like Bora-Bora."
"flying kites in target is illegal."
"Patrick is.......uber sexy!!"
"I am going to rape you!! But first, can I borrow some tape?"
"I STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR!!!"
"I want to be a leaf."
This chick at my school carries around a skunk skin, so my friend Cassie said:
"What did you do with the organs?"...
I was impersonating a hooker waiting at the bus stop near the mall:
"Dun worry bout me, I got 50 cent and a switchblade"
We got bored during lunch:
"And then Craven Morehead went up into the atmosphere, and made the whole world rain. That's when I changed my name to Ivonna Humpsalot."
My friend Scott's version on "know" =D:
"I kuh-no"
I was with a friend and I'm like "I never woulda guessed yor last name to be Sylvester"...(his first name is Adam)...I'm like "shouldn't it be something like...Applebaum?"
from then on I call him Adam Applebaum....it was hilarious