How many 5 year olds would you be able to take on?

[Aly-chan]

Knock them all out with one fist .at a time .about 40 ...

 

[PIG.]

If it's knocking them out, use a blunt object... I used a bat 3 hours ago.

 

[Shadukai X]

I'd go in with eight cans of pepperspay, a gatling gun with TONS of ammo, and a sword justin case.

I would probably last the whole time, and kill thousands of them

 

[PIG.]

A number?

A gatling gun? Will that fit? *panics and flips through instruction manual*

EDIT: I would use a M4 carbine with an XM26 shotgun attachment, not a Beretta.

Pimp eh?

 

[Dawning Twilight]

i've dealt with children like that before and it's about as fun as shooting yourself in the foot.... naw i'm just joking it's not that bad. honestly it's easy if you know what they like to do.

 

[PIG.]

THEY WANT TO KILL YOU

It isn't babysitting. Maybe I should make a thread...

 

[Alaude Drenxta]

Maybe I should make a thread...

This IS a thread :|

 

[_Molly_]

i think you've thought about this waaaay too much....

 

[Vincent Valentine]

So, when is the event actually taking place? We've discussed strategy and it's time for action.

 

[_Molly_]

So, when is the event actually taking place? We've discussed strategy and it's time for action.

LOSER!!

 

[Axel3344]

i got jumped by 6 five year olds at my bro's birthday a few years back. they are mean and bite hard. i hate it when they pinch ya

 

[Vincent Valentine]

stamp on thier heads ^_^
then they can't bite

and cut off thier fingers so they can't pinch.

 

[_Molly_]

i remember being a party entertainer and we went on the little bouncy castle and they were horrible...... eek.

 

[Vincent Valentine]

I remember that child who looked at me on the bus. No one ever found the body...

 

[Kegluneq]

Could somebody delete this post?

 

[Kegluneq]

How many would they have for me to take on? Hopefully I'd be able to stay in a rage for more then 5 seconds.

 

[RHF]

9 kids

 

[PIG.]

I never said anything about weapons.

See 2nd page.

 

[Elanor_Fairbanks]

...none. I've almost killed myself a few times (I'm REALLY clumsy), there's no way in hell I could deal with a roomful of homicidal 5 year olds.

When they bury me, please send down a box of Pocky and my Edward doll. It's all I'll need.

 

[elle]

1... i can only focus on 1 thing