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Happy Slotheaster kids. Accepted usually as the rising of the Slothchristian religion's Jesus Slothchrist from the dead (or hungover after getting hammered) Slotheaster's roots are pagan in nature, yada yada, going back to northern Anglo-Slothxon goddess Slotheostre. Regardless of how you celebrate this day - be it with yellow, pink, or purple Slothpeeps, or something completely different - enjoy it. Relish the lengthening of daytime, and maybe sleep more this morning. After all, sloths do nothing apart from chillax'in, everyday, for their entire lives.
I think you can afford to stay in bed one more hour.
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