Nobody noticed this yet... but the year is definitely not half over yet. To be half over, six complete months would have to pass. Since the sixth month just started, this obviously hasn't happened. [Though technically 182.6 days would have to pass for it to be half over, I don't want to calculate all that mess.]
Nonetheless:
January: Decent for the first half, awful for the second.
February: Absolutely awful
March: The first bit was boring, but when spring break rolled around it got really good
April: The first two weeks were really great, but started to go back to bad at the end
May: Terrible month overall. Nothing eventful happened and everyone abandoned me.
April: We're almost four days in, but all of them sucked. Except for yesterday.
Nonetheless:
January: Decent for the first half, awful for the second.
February: Absolutely awful
March: The first bit was boring, but when spring break rolled around it got really good
April: The first two weeks were really great, but started to go back to bad at the end
May: Terrible month overall. Nothing eventful happened and everyone abandoned me.
April: We're almost four days in, but all of them sucked. Except for yesterday.