Originally Posted by TwilightSoulKey
~kingdom hearts characters try out for american idol~
Announcer: and here is one determined little boy, his name is Sora. let's see if he can make it
Sora: dude you call me little boy again and i'll kill you
Announcer:...um...right.
*sora walks into audition room*
Paula: Hi Sora!
Randy: Sup bro?
Simon: whatever..
Sora: Hi um i'm here and i'm going to sing--
Simon: Now hold on a minute, what's so special about you? tell us a bit about yourself.
Sora: um...well...i..live on an island..
Paula: really where? i'd love to go visit you...*wink*
Sora: um..the destiny islands...and my best friends kairi and riku live there.
Randy: Riku...right...if that IS his real name..????
Sora: uh yeah..so anyways im gonna sing simple and clean by utada hikaru
Paula: go for it dream boy
Sora:.....*awkward silence*....right....when you walk away, you don't hear me say, please o baby don't go.
Simon: woa, hold on a second stop right there.
Sora: what's wrong?
Simon:....i've..never heard a more beautiful voice in my life..
Paula: *drools*..omg...you're cute AND you can sing..
Randy: this kid is the shizz
Simon: well done! your on to the next round!!
Paula: NO DON'T SEND HIM AWAY!!!
Simon: he's gonna have to leave sooner or later paula, i sent him to hollywood!
Paula: NO HE'S MINE!! *pounces for sora* RAWR!
Randy: back off b*** he's mine!!
Simon: CALM DOWN!!
Sora: i'm gettin outta here *runs for the door*
Paula: NEVER!! *latches on to leg*
RandY: HE'S MINE HOE!! *latches on to face*
Sora: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! *runs frantically out the door with the judges attached to him*
Simon: you guys come back!! i can't judge the other contestants by myself! they suck!!
Paula: HE'S MINE!! *climbs up his leg*
Randy: MINE!! *holds on to his face*
Sora: T_T WAAAH!! *runs out the building* I can't believe i flew 8,000 miles for this sh-t!!!!! *runs away and is never seen again*
let me try something
riku: hi, im riku, and ill be singing simple and cleam
simon: alright, lets hear it
riku: dont get me wrong i love you but...
paula:but what? what? is it my hair? why wont you love me!! !!!?!?!??!?? ?!?????? ??!!!!!!!??
later
kairi: hi, im kairi, ill be singing simple and clean
simon: *drooling* im sure itll be great
kairi: hold me, whatever lies beyond this...
simon: thats perfect
feel free to edit this toa higher quality
02-09-2006, 05:42 PM #1192
soraxkairilover
Store Keeper
Kairi :why are you staring at me simon .
simon .i am *keeps on *
kairi walks home alone
simon stalks her
kairi:whos there ....i don't like people stalking me .
simon :i am gonna get ya
Too be continue
02-09-2006, 05:45 PM #1193
Every Heart
Alone in the Rain
*Is mortally afraid of Simon now*
02-09-2006, 06:31 PM #1194
TwilightSoulKey
CEO Nobody Slayer
*continued*
Riku: um...right.......when we are older you'll understand what i meant when i said no
Paula: YOU SAID NO? HOW DARE YOU!!
riku: are you okay?
Simon: omfg you made paula mad! i love you!
riku: what is with these people?!?! *runs off*
paula: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!! *flees out door chasing him*
announcer: well looks like that guy's gonna get some
randy: shut up.
announcer: ok.....
simon: NO HE'S MINE!!! *chases after paula*
~meanwhile~
sora: *panting*....finally...i....i got away from those horrible judges.......*pants*.......*looks behind him*
sora: omg....*notices riku running behind him*
sora: riku why are you..? *gets trampled*
riku: BWAAAAAAAHH!!! *running for his life*
sora:....*collects his teeth from the ground*...whats the ma-- *notices paula and simon heading this way* O M F G!!!! *runs for his life*
riku: BWAAAAAAAH!!!!
sora: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *running behind riku*
paula: I LOVE YOU!!! *chasing them*
Simon: I LOVE YOU MORE!!! *chasing paula*
and so the circle of life continues