Fanfiction ► da freakn'' bad @$$ warrior

[kh_forever]

this story begin after project riku end

vexen:hope this project not failed like last project..
axel:yea
vexen:begin the injection!

------INJECTING H2O------
axel:WTF!
vexen: ops...sorry
------INJECTING V-CELL---------
axel:what's that?
vexen shut up!
------injection failed-----------
axel:what the?!
vexen:uh oh there's a virus in this computer!
axel:how many time i have told you?!INSTALL AN ANTIVIRUS YOU FOOL!
larxene come in
larxene:hi guys!how bout the project?
axel:FAILED
larxene:but how?!
axel:THIS JERK NOT INSTALL ANTI-VIRUS TO OUR COMPUTER!
larxeneh well,i going to bath
axel:
vexen:
prolouge end


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[Cloud_Unchained]

Alright. Here's the rundown. You need:

GRAMMAR
SPELLING
CAPITALIZATION
PUNCTUATION
A PLOT

 

[kh_forever]

thanks for the advice(I'M VERY BAD AT GRAMMAR..COZ I'M indonesian please forgiveme)heyis larxene femlae or male?i'm a bit confuse ><

 

[kh_forever]

okay,larxene is FEMALE(my friend say so his some kinda jerk)

chapter1-update the computer-
demyx:hey xaldin,wanna see some thing interesting?
xaldin: of course i want!
demyx take xaldin to the back of the women bathroom..
demyx:*peek to the wbt*ooh she's hot!
xaldin:i wanna see!i wanna see!i wanna see!
demyx: okay
xaldin: oh she's HOT!
in the main lab..
axel:now buy some anti-virus
vexen:no you buy it
axel:AM I SHOULD DO IT AGAIN THAT SCENE?!
vexen:*gulp*o-okay
after 5 minute...
vexen:here the anti virus...
axel:now install it..
vexen: okay..
vexen:began the injection!
-----------injecting v-cell---------
axel:what is v-cell?
vexen:virus cell
axel:THAT'S EXPLAIN IT!
vexen:explain what?
-------injection failed----------
axel: DON'T INJECT A VIRUS CELL!
vexen: oh i forgot ><
-------injecting O-CELL---------------
axel:WHAT IS O- CELL?!
vexen: overlord cell
axel: oh..
----------injection complete--------
axel:YESH!AT LAST!
vexen:YAY!

to be continued

 

[kh_forever]

i am a little bored,if i bored i will dp(double posting)
rule in this thread:ya can dp if bored,no steal sig from this thread(like copy cloud_unchained sig,it's forbidden)

chapter2-destiny island domination plan-
back to de xa..
xaldin:wow!she's hot!i will hit on her!
demyx:heheh,you're late..
xaldin:what!
demyx:i was hit onher yesterday and she accept it!
xaldin:no way!you lie!
demyx:wanna proof?
larsene come out from wtb..
demyx:hi sweetie!*kiss larxene in the cheek*
larxene:hi sweet heart^^*kiss demyx in the mouth*
xaldin: hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina
axel:*microphone*xalade!come to main lab.!
at the main lab. ....
axel:xalade!go dominate the destiny island!with pl of course
xaldin: pl?
axel: project lan you fool
at the destiny island...
sora and kairi sit down under coconut tree
riku:what are they doing?they're face is stuck..like KISSING?!
wakka:lend me the binocular*riku give the binocular towakka*OMG OMG OMG!

chapter3-time to world domination!-
tidus:hamina hamina hamina
selphie:you trhee!why you disturb the dramatic scene!?
riku:but they kissing!
selphie:so don't dis-
*KABOOOOM!*
wakka:what the?!
riku:a gummy ship crash in there!
tidus:let's go!
the door open and...
demyx:*cough cough*prepare for trouble!
larxene:make it double
xaldin:yea that's right

to be continue

 

[kh_forever]

bored,bored,BORED!2 days without forum make me bored!

chapter3a-let's begin it!-
wakka:WHAT THE!?who are you?!
demyx:i'm demyx
larxene:i'm larxene
xaldin:and i'm xaldin
riku:HOLY CRAP!!!THE ORGANIZATION!!!*draw soul eater*
after finsh with his "JOB",sora with fast go to the gummy crash site
sora:THE ORGANIZATION!*every1 draw their own weapon*
sora attack demyx
MISS MISS MISS
sora:WHAT THE?!
demyx:HAHAHA!
riku use dark aura to denyx
MISS MISS MISS MISS 500
demyx hp 2500/3000
demyx:HAHAHA!it like A TICKLE!HAHAHAHA!
sora:YEAH!EAT MY ULTIMATE STRIKE!
sora tickle demyx
1000 1000 1000000000000000000000000000000000000
demyx hp -100000000000000000000000000000000000000000/3000
demyx:crap X_X*death*
the battle switch to larxene vs tiwasel
tidus hp 350/350
wakka hp 900/900
selphie hp 1500/1500
tidus:take 'dis!
tidus attack larxene
100 100 100
larxene hp 3700/4000
wakka:tad dis!
wakka trhow the ball
larxene catch it and trhow it away
wakka:uh oh....FIST HAMMER!
MISS 100 MISS
larxene hp 3600/4000
selphie:arrow rope!
selphie slash(?)to larxene
50 50 100
larxene hp 3400/4000
larxene:AHAHAHAHAHA!you all SUCKS!
larxene use kunai trhow
tidus 349 hp 1/350
tidus:urgh...she's so strong
wakka 500 hp 400/900
selphie miss hp 1500/1500
selphie:!my home!you destroy the roof!
larxene:so what?
selphie:angry blow!
5000 50000000000000 50000000000000000000000000000000000
larxene hp -5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/4000
tiwa:
xaldin:uh oh...go for it lan!


to be continue

 

[Dark Aura]

yea grammar........... but at least u used my name

 

[Anonymous]

yea..... really check your grammer..... but okay I guess...

 

[kh_forever]

thanks!but i have told you i'm iINDONESIAN!so i'm bad in grammar(at least i can speak english)

*lan come out from the ship*
lan:...
riku:i'll finish you!DARK AURA!
MISS MISS MISS
riku:WTF!
sora:ULTIMA STRIKE!
MISS MISS MISS
sora:OMG!
lan:...die...
slash every1
5000 50000 500000
every1:X_X
lan:...seems like i too messed up this
lan:the organization...REVIVE!
xaldin:scan!
lan lv1999 hp 500000000000000000/500000000000000000 atk:6666 def:5555
agi:4444 lck:5000000000000000000000000000000000000
xaldin:
lan:the organization...soon i'll control it...

to be continue

 

[kh_forever]

i out of idea,have any idea?

 

[Exile]

I actually though its cool, just keep thinking it'll come to u.

 

[kh_forever]

thanks for the advice!i was sick so i have to stop posting for a while

chp4
demyxh thank god!we still alife!
xaldin:let's report to main lab!
at xaladeveax base..
larxeneh it's good to go home!
demyx:yea
xaldin:yea...where's pl?
at axel room
pl:give this organization
axel:wha~you kiding huh?
pl:never,and i mean it
axel:never
pl:so this is your choice...
pl try to slash axel and axel click some button in his desk
*ZAP*
pl:ARGH!
axel:you never control this organization,got it?take him to jail!
pl:....y-y....you....
pl has been take away
axel:...a week in jail shall clear your mind..sigh...

to be continue

 

[Sanctuary Keeper]

wow......*soaks eyes in vinigar* the only thing that made this vaguely funny was your poor grammer

vexen:hope this project not failed like last project..
axel:yea
vexen:begin the injection!

though you didnt do it on purpose, Vexen sounds real funny talking like that

so does...

axel:THIS JERK NOT INSTALL ANTI-VIRUS TO OUR COMPUTER!

and this

axel:AM I SHOULD DO IT AGAIN THAT SCENE?!

this

xaldin: hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina

hamina? you mean hommina

those are just samples about how your poor, grammer made these characters funny, nothing more. Im sure there is more, but Im way to lazy to read the rest, and suffer eye-damage after reading them. XD

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

After project riku ends eh?