Crush a Wish

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but she has to eat food she doesn't like.

I wish Incognito was happy.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but I die that way instead of live it.

I wish Mega was happy despite hardships.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but she still has a nagging doubt.

I wish for a nap. A nice, long, refreshing nap.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but you sleep right up too the first bell.

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

I wish Incognito made a wish.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but he wont tell you what it is.

I wish Fudge would fight Pandy for the title of minty.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but the results of the fight shock and disturb you.

I wish I could be minty, too.

 

[Emperor]

Granted, but you get pitted against Fudge and Pandy in Incognito's poll because of it.

I wish I had nipple lights like Franky for Halloween funnies.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but instead you get lit nipples like Mikisugi~

I wish for Mega to have poptarts.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, but they icky flavors.

I wish that Incognito's art made him happy.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now nothing else does

I wish Mega had a personal driver at all times.

 

[Emperor]

Granted, they never let her leave the vehicle as a result.

I wish I could play with fire without getting burned.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now you can't play in the sun without getting burned~

I wish Emperor was Pillar Man.

 

[Emperor]

Granted, but there are four, so he instead becomes the Stand instead.

I wish I had a Keyblade.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, Master Xehanort possesses you so now you get to use his keyblade while he's inside your heart.

I wish Kairi was even stronger than Terra!

 

[Emperor]

Granted, but she becomes even more obsessed than he was with power. She eventually overthrows Xehanort as the main villain and enslaves everyone with the power of Kingdom Hearts.

I wish I could sleep on a cloud.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but now you'll fall as soon as you wake.

I wish I could surf air.

 

[Kreiss]

Granted, but you'll soon find that wasn't a good idea. Free fall.

I wish to find myself in FF game facing Sephiroth instead of Cloud.

 

[Anagram]

Granted but you dont get to actually fight.

I wish it really was a final fantasy.

 

[MegaWallflower]

Granted, it's the final fantasy of all.

I wish I understood anything at all.