Corrupt A Wish Game!

[revengematron3]

This is a great game that was on another forum so I decided to put it here!

OK, first A person says a wish then the person below them corrupts it like this: I wish I had a pony
Then the next guy says: The pony has no legs.

So first i'll say my wish!

I wish I had the largest collection of anime EVAH!

Now the next person corrupts it and makes their own wish. And so the cycle goes on...

 

[slinky]

but all the pages are ripped out

i wish i had a fish [thats alive]

 

[Cicero]

but he is dead(don't blame me if its not original it's the logical thing to say)

i wish i had KH2 in english!

 

[Ansem/Sephy]

. . . but it was in Russian!


I wish I had a dog named Larry-Bob Joe-Bob! I've always wanted a dog named Larry-Bob Joe-Bob!

 

[JaCk PumkIn KinG]

but it was a Walrus named Hillary-Paris-Hillary-hilton!

I wish I had an Iron maiden

 

[Nexus of Thought]

But it was heavily rusted over.

I wish I had my two front teeth.

 

[JaCk PumkIn KinG]

but instead came shark's teeth

I wish I had a ship

 

[Nexus of Thought]

But instead you got a dingy.

I wish I had a pet cloud.

 

[Xehsin]

But the cloud would float away!

I wish i could fly!

 

[slinky]

but its hunting season

i want a penguin jk

 

[revengematron3]

The penguin takes you and flies so high you hit the sun and instantly combust. In other words, you die.

I wish my laptop could talk.

 

[Nexus of Thought]

But I killed all the penguins, so you end up stuck with a midget in a tux.

I want a lump of coal.

Omit that last post. Slow computer, and you guys are on the ball.

 

[revengematron3]

Your lump of coal turns into lava and kills you.

I wish Utada Hikaru would sing Passion to me in my house.

 

[slinky]

instead it was william hung fron american idol singing shabang! shabang! lol

 

[revengematron3]

ummm... seeing as slinky didn't make a wish, i'll have to... again.

I wish I had a crab... with two heads!

 

[Sweet Raine]

but that crab didnt have any heads...

i wish my LA teacher would die.....

 

[JaCk PumkIn KinG]

but instead the teacher was ressurected


I wish I had a chainsaw

 

[Ashes Remnant]

But it came alive and killed you.

I wish I had a Pet Rock

 

[slinky]

but it ran away

i wish i could have a million dollars

 

[Ashes Remnant]

In the middle of a fire!

I wish I had a PS3