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what happened to a primary protagonist that belonged to the belmondo family goddamn
i mean like not like there's anything wrong with some of these new protagonists shanoa looks totally tsuntsun and would hate your shit and maybe cut your dick off and johnathan and charlotte are kinda CHARLOTTE JOHNATHAN CHARLOTTE JOHNATHAN rugrats cellphone conversation going on angelica what the fuck are you doing no wait until fucking dinner goddamn they're just cookies they make you fat i can't harness the power of this fucking whip properly
julius? fuk dat shit he was just a cardboard cutout
last playable belmondo we got in a castlebania gaem was juste but he's sorta like i want to have sex with you with my long stark white hair see look it glows in the moon see that isn't it beautiful and i'm all like well that's great and all you are extremely fabulous but still i don't swing that way
digging the dracula's castle arrangement in the background of the trailer i guess but i'm more of a fan of the original with it's awesomely ninties synths n' shit
if anything i'd like to see a modern reimagination of simon or trevor belmondo