Book Summaries

[Deleted member 70496]

Warning: 1984 spoilers...sorta

Katie says: (8:28:34 PM)
k wel
Katie says: (8:28:39 PM)
dude's fraid of rats
Katie says: (8:28:45 PM)
he's in luv wif a ho
Katie says: (8:28:50 PM)
n they try to defeat big brotha
Katie says: (8:29:00 PM)
but they get caught cuase this other dude is a jerk
Katie says: (8:29:04 PM)
n den
Katie says: (8:29:09 PM)
after a while of torture
Katie says: (8:29:23 PM)
they put this thang on his face n his biggest fear is rats
Katie says: (8:29:28 PM)
and he can hear rats makin rat sounds
Katie says: (8:29:35 PM)
n the torturers are all like
Katie says: (8:29:46 PM)
OK WE GONA MKAE DA RATS EEET YO FACE
Katie says: (8:29:54 PM)
n then he yells out da ho'sn ame like NO DO IT TO MY HO
Katie says: (8:30:02 PM)
and then they let him go
Katie says: (8:30:04 PM)
cause the torture
Katie says: (8:30:05 PM)
haz been
Katie says: (8:30:10 PM)
successful
Katie says: (8:30:14 PM)
n he wun go gainst big brotha again
Katie says: (8:30:15 PM)
no one
Katie says: (8:30:17 PM)
can defeat
Katie says: (8:30:18 PM)
big brotah
Katie says: (8:30:19 PM)
>: (

So what I want y'all to do is make a summary of your favorite book or any book in the n00biest way possible.

Kthxbai.

 

[Massive Attack]

you should've added the bit where i say it's beautiful.

 

[Deleted member 70496]

Well, that's a given.

 

[Ordeith]

How's this?

MELKOR TEH GREAETST OF DA VALAR WAS 2TALY AEWSOM3 BUT DA OTHER VALAR DIDNT THINK SO1!!!!! OMG LOL SO HE BUILT THIS SUPER-AEWSOME FORTR3S IN DA NORTH AND FOUGHT IN A BAJILION WARS WIT DA OTHER VALAR11!1 OMG WTF BUT HA LOST AL OF TH3M!111! LOL DA END!11!!!!1

 

[Deleted member 70496]

^ Good job! What book is it?

 

[Massive Attack]

How's this?

MELKOR TEH GREAETST OF DA VALAR WAS 2TALY AEWSOM3 BUT DA OTHER VALAR DIDNT THINK SO1!!!!! OMG LOL SO HE BUILT THIS SUPER-AEWSOME FORTR3S IN DA NORTH AND FOUGHT IN A BAJILION WARS WIT DA OTHER VALAR11!1 OMG WTF BUT HA LOST AL OF TH3M!111! LOL DA END!11!!!!1

thats rubbish. at least katie's is genuine.

 

[Ordeith]

^ Good job! What book is it?

It's The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien.

 

[Deleted member 70496]

Ah, haven't gotten around to reading that yet.