Are you two Asian or non? Because I'm not sure if I should throw rice at you while you two walk down the aisle.
Someone's father: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE WASTING THE FOOD! I TOLD YOU NOT TO INVOLVE THEM TO THE WEDDING! THEY THROW THE BLOODY FOOD AROUND! WHY DON'T WE GO TO THEIR WEDDINGS AND THROW MASHED POTATOES AT THEM?!
Anyways, have a happy committed life together. >.>