Guys, here's some Kingdom Hearts copypasta that I typed out by hand as you can't copy and paste works on FFN.
Do... whatever, with it. Replace "Xion" and "Keyblade Master" with your own name and your profession, or whatever.
I am Xion. I am the supermassive black hole at the center of a quasar that devours all the stellar matter of the active galaxy and that imprisons it forever within its event horizon, and the brilliant ejecta of radiation that escapes from the black hole before it passes the event horizon and that ascends out of a quasar to enable the quasar to assume its place as one of the most effulgent energies bodies in the universe. I am the cold black dwarf star remnants left behind by a red dwarf star after it has shone and soared in the frigid night of empty space for all the three hundred trillion years that the red dwarf star has wheezed and staggered through the agony of its long and relentless life, and the quantum crystalline remnants of an ephemeral pulsar left behind by the unequaled light of a gamma ray burst during a supernova. I am the supreme black hole that the universe will become at the end of time if the universe's density is too mammoth and is fated to cascade back together and die in the infinite implosion of the Big Crunch, and the fleeting resplendence of the Grand Unified Theory era of the universe a ten-trillionth of a yoctosecond after the birth of the universe where matter and energy were wholly interchangeable. I am the dissipated ocean of fundamental particles and photons that is all that is left of the universe between a vigintillion and a centillion years in the future if the universe's density is too frail and it is destined to gasp to an end in the everlasting eternity of the Big Chill, and the Planck Era that preceded the Grand Unified Theory era right after the Big Bang that no existing theory of physics or astrophysics can understand. I am solid lightless matter and pure glowing waveform energy. I am unseen and invisible dark matter and the first photons that enabled the universe to become transparent around three hundred thousand years after the Big Bang when radiation and matter separated. I am the night black dark energy that is ever present in the universe and surmounts even the attraction of gravity, and the X-boson and its antiparticle that came into being one femtosecond after the Big Bang that fashion a minute number of more particles than antiparticles when they degenerate and that are the origin of all visible matter. I am the first and supernal incandescence of the Big Bang itself that created all life and waveforms and particles and life in the universe. I am the Big Rip that will end all the universe and all time itself save for proposed imaginary time if the might of dark energy repulses gravity enough it transcends all fundamental physical forces of the universe, as hearts everywhere and forever ceaselessly reject each other and ascend all the ethereal forces of the celestial cosmos. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the Keyblade Master of the Beginning and the End. And I am imaginary time itself in all its never beginning and unending incomprehensibly and not incomprehensibly pure epitome of emotion and thought and creativity and imagination and dreams. I am Xion the Silver Glass Mirror of Fractured Dreams.