How can I GAIN weight?

[Lets Talk Sex]

You forgot "die of a heart attack at age 50."

Yeah and I'm pretty sure you should put, "try find your penis" in after a while too. :mellow:

 

[Bloodgift]

Well lot's of computer games eat alot, get your scales fixed and do as little amount of excersise as possible

 

[Griever!]

lulz this thread had me laughing. Well they have those bars that you eat to gain weight *I don't know what they are called* If you ever watched meangirls you'd know what I am talking about. Protien shakes are the best if you don't want to do the whole meat protein thing *And gain clogged arteries in the process.*

That drink Donnie suggessted sounds like the major drink you should be taking I know Whey is suppossed to be really good for that and he's talking 2 cups >___> gotta stay active with that stuff.. It's always good to excersice, drink water with your meals and eat a good midnight snack. Don't skip out on your veggies or your fruits though *want to be healthy too* It's kinda hard to gain weight for us skinny ppl. I know it took me 2 years to finally gain 20ish pounds.

I could eat 2-3lbs worth of food and I'd still be the same weight. Over eating doesn't work well with a fast metabolism. someone told me sodium stops you from losing weight *not sure about that.

You could always take pillsor something if all else fails.

 

[Darkly Aesthetic]

How To Gain Weight and Build Muscle Fast <-------- link.


read up some articles on that website :x

 

[Oberon]

If you simply want to gain weight and not change your physique (significantly), then work out really hard (lift weights, exercise, build muscle, etc). Muscle mass is more than fat mass.

If you're skinny though then trying to build outward might be harder since your body is likely more in tune being skinnier; that's how it is for me. xD

 

[Raz]

If you're eating good food, you shouldn't need to lose weight, really.

 

[Azrael]

Get a boyfriend/ girlfriend, get dumped and eat chocolate chip muffins til the feeling is all better

 

[stephaknee]

If you're eating good food, you shouldn't need to lose weight, really.

Even if you didn't actually read the first post, you could have at least looked at the title. ;D

 

[Raz]

Even if you didn't actually read the first post, you could have at least looked at the title. ;D

I did read the first post. She said people were telling her she's skinny. I said that she was prolly fine.
:3

 

[stephaknee]

I did read the first post. She said people were telling her she's skinny. I said that she was prolly fine.
:3

Still doesn't make any sense. She doesn't want to lose weight, she wants to gain it.

 

[TheRightHand]

wow yeah im tryin to gain weight too and i eat a ton and workout but nothin

 

[Vandread]

While sitting in front of your computer does help you gain weight, it'll also give you health problems.

Well **** me! I'm screwed.

Though, I don't think I've gained any weight from it, now that I think about it.

Yeah and I'm pretty sure you should put, "try find your penis" in after a while too. :mellow:

Since the OP is a female, I pray that trying to find her penis won't be part of the daily routine.

 

[Crimson Jazz]

McDonalds.

Lots and lots of McDonalds.

Especially Quarter Pounders and Big Macs. xD

No, but in all seriousness, you shouldn't try to eat more just because someone said you're too skinny. Because next thing you know, someone will say you're too fat.

 

[Superschlock]

Yes, yes, McDonalds is very good if you wanna gain weight...even if you dont like it, its one of the best fats

 

[Lycanthrope]

Water weight, but you lose that weight when you take a piss.

Really, retaining liquids and eating works. Once, I was in a bet to see how many pounds I could gain in a school day with my lacrosse team, and I gained 2 pounds. Really, just eat and drink.

I wouldn't recommend it though. F***s you up physically for a little while.

 

[TheMuffinMan]

There's a difference between gaining weight / bulking up, and purposefully attaining unhealthy eating habits and choosing to get fat. You can gain weight and stop being scrawny through healthy eating and proper exercise, and this is an infinitely better option then deciding you need to get a little fatter and being an unhealthy slob to do it.

Protein. Eat lots of mother****ing protein. Meats, eggs (whites & yolks), whole fat milk, white breads, pastas, good foods, eat them. Look up "whey" protein shakes, buy them, consume them. Do strength training, you don't have to be an aspiring body builder to lift weights, it's healthy exercise. Get a weight set and do some simple lifting, you're not going to become a deformed muscle-man just from lifting weights, and being able to lift shit in general is a good trait to have.

 

[Spic Steve]

Why in Gods name would you want to gain weight?

 

[key_of_destiny94]

Hmm... Eats lots, exercise less, and erm... When you eat hi-energy food, DUN EVEN THINK ABT MOVING. Den u gains lots of weight. I think.

 

[Shadow Soldier]

16 oz of skim milk, 2 tablespoon of natural peanut butter, 1 whole banana, 2 cups of 100% whey, 2 tablespoons of flax seed oil.

Blend it, drink it watch your weight gaining problem disappear. The drink has over 800 calories and it works. Do some cardio though and you will be fine. IF you gain too much weight, then yeah stop taking it.

You could also buy some frappacinos from Starbucks. The Strawberry's n' Creme frap with Whip, is couple 100 calories.

 

[Rix]

Be as lazy as you can and eat fattening food and potatoechips and candy. But DON'T make this as a normal habit! When you have gained enough weight, just go back to the habits you have now