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Stick String Carpeto (thats spanish for carpet) (not really) Fabio Waldo if he blends in with your carpet. if your last name is Noodles, I suggest Ramen.

I felt the ending was like milk flavored milk. AKA plain and white like my skin.

After hours of trying to make fire in my cave, my jiggly wiggly caveman self cooked up some artificially flavored ramen and I noticed the cup said "souper sized!". xD Get it? SOUPer sized? cause ramen is soup! haha, well I laughed at its cheeseballness. so whats your favorite food? :D I love...

If you lick your elbow you turn into the opposite gender. Its true! I once lived the comfortable life of a girl, but with this change of sex I must hide away in a dark cave with my only companion... Rocky the rock... he rocks my world. :] Haha so what are some things you used to believe in as a...

Im new and FRESH... like soap. :] I currently reside in a cave behind walmart and I like food alot. so whats crackalakin?

Howdy ya'll, ive been trapped in my cave for years! (aka I havent read a book in a while. xD) So I was wondering if you could reccomend me some. :] Im up for anything and if you could give a description or a link to one that'd be groovy! Thanks!

Mines wonderously white just like my skin. :D and the rest of ze house.... so if I ever became a spy, id blend right in. :) so what color is your door?