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Your mamma's so fat....



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keyt

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Your mamma's so fat that when god said "Let there be light" he told he to MOVE!


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this is one that i made up, its SO HILARIOUS!!!!

ok, ur mama's so fat, that when she dropped her fat baby, he exploded, and all the fatness, went into ur mamas face, so now ur mama is even more fat when she has the fat face, and so ur mamas so fat, her face in the size of ur brother that exploded!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!
 

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Your mamma's so fat that when she gos for a dip in the lake the lake says "No Thanks. Ill wait my turn."
 

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this is like 3 answers for one thing

yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale(electronic one), it said...
1. "to be continued"
2. just kept spinning
3. "one at a time please"
 

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You're mamma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I don't do whales!"
 
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Your momma's so fat when my dad tried to drive round her, he ran outta fuel.
 
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