Your mamma's so fat....

[The Jordan]

Yo mamas so fat that... screw it, she's just f****** fat.

 

[Deeman]

Your momma's so fat that when she started to float in the air, a little kid saw her and screamed, "LOOK! I'VE DISCOVERED A NEW PLANET!!"

 

[Vampiric Mina]

Your mama's so fat she got hit by a parked car.

lol..I like that one.

 

[jump]

you're momma's so fat, when she fell the earth split in two.

 

[The Conquerer]

Ya mama so fat that the oceans is her toilet and when she farts she creates hurricanes. Damn ya mama can create natural disasters with her ass cheeks. Now that's a shame.