~ Xemnas ♥ Kingdom Hearts Fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

[Chakolat Strawberry]

i have NO idea how KHI missed that but okay

C'mon, you see him treat that thing like his wife.
Everytime he talks to it, he has an orgasm (those arm movements and complimenting it and stuff)

COME ON I KNOW YOU LIKE IT D: flskjD;KDLVGSFDL;KGJ

-founder-
Strawberry

-members-
(9 and growing)

Sparks |Smile|Organization_42|Sir Saint|Gesso
fantasy08|AxelYoYo|chaserspicer056|Oe98

Honorary first member


-motivational media-

D'aww, someone's a bit shy... (; [fanart]
(if you're a XemSaï fan just.. ignore the Saïx in the corner or something)

It seems we must begin anew. Ah, but know this: I will give to you as many hearts as it takes. Mark my words! You can no more be complete without me, than I without you.

Lend me your power so that we may be complete! The power to erase the fools that hinder us!

I'll make a better OP when I'm not lazy >_>;​

 

[Sparks]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~

Joinage He's so obsessed.

 

[Smile]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~

I demand joinage.
It's a beautiful obsession he has going down there.

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

Welcome, both of you~

hmm, we need a little something to get this club going...

 

[Organization_42]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

SIGN. ME. UP.

Because think about it, people. If you had never played Kingdom Hearts II before, and I showed you the following dialogue, wouldn't you automatically assume that it was one character speaking to a lover?

It seems we must begin anew. Ah, but know this: I will give to you as many hearts as it takes. Mark my words! You can no more be complete without me, than I without you.

Lend me your power so that we may be complete! The power to erase the fools that hinder us!

*sniff* Don't worry, Xemnas! WE won't hinder you!

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

Welcome and I'll OP those quotes!

 

[Sir Saint]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

Joinage

I like the fan art.

 

[Esso]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

Oh heck yes! You can count me in!

 

[fantasy08]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

Joinage! A cargo ship if I every saw one. Someone give the man Kingdom hearts before he passes out and dies from longing lol. Your right Org. That sounds exactly like something someone would say to a lover. Xenmas is indeed melodramatic and weird like that lulz.

 

[AxelYoYo]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

Lol, joinage.
I can hear Kingdom Hearts playing Mariah Carey's "Obsessed" whenever Xemnas comes by.

 

[Urbane]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

You traitor.

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

Re: ~ xemnas♥kingdom hearts fanclub ~ "because it's a lovely obession"

Joinage

I like the fan art.

Oh heck yes! You can count me in!

Joinage! A cargo ship if I every saw one. Someone give the man Kingdom hearts before he passes out dies from longing lol. Your right Org. That sounds exactly like something someone would say to a lover. Xenmas is indeed melodramatic and weird like that lulz.

Lol, joinage.
I can hear Kingdom Hearts playing Mariah Carey's "Obsessed" whenever Xemnas comes by.

Welcome, guys! oo i should OP that song

Xenmas is indeed melodramatic and weird like that lulz.

The fact that he's melodramatic makes this pairing very lulz-y

You traitor.

Now, who said you couldn't support multiple ships? :3

 

[chasespicer056]

~<<<<JOINAGE PLEASE>>>>~ .

 

[Epif]

*poke* >_> *poke*

I-- <_< *poke* Hello?

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

~<<<<JOINAGE PLEASE>>>>~ .

I don't think I gave you a proper welcome. I should start doing that welcome thing, so..

~ Welcome, chaserspicer056! ~
Xemnas appreciates your support, but... he's kind of busy with Kingdom Hearts right now.​

*poke* >_> *poke*

I-- <_< *poke* Hello?

HERRO. ♥

 

[Epif]

HERRO. ♥

y dank uu :3

Can I joinage-has? Xemnas is all like, "C'mere" and stuff to Kingdom Hearts.

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

y dank uu :3

Can I joinage-has? Xemnas is all like, "C'mere" and stuff to Kingdom Hearts.

~< Welcome, Oe98! >~
Xemnas appreciates your support, but... he's kind of busy with Kingdom Hearts right now.​

And it's funny how he's all "c'mere" because it never really "comes", if you know what I mean.

Xemnas: blahblahblahblahblah
KH: ...
Xemnas: Why won't Kingdom Hearts accept me? What am I doing wrong? ;_____;

 

[Epif]

~< Welcome, Oe98! >~
Xemnas appreciates your support, but... he's kind of busy with Kingdom Hearts right now.​

o mai i curious b >///>

And it's funny how he's all "c'mere" because it never really "comes", if you know what I mean.

Xemnas: blahblahblahblahblah
KH: ...
Xemnas: Why won't Kingdom Hearts accept me? What am I doing wrong? ;_____;

Yeah, he's all like "c'mere" and Kingdom Hearts is just like "lul wut? who r u?" and then Xemnas is all like, "I don't get it; WOMEN" and then he scoffs and Kingdom Hearts, being Anon (basically), is all like "NEVAR FORGET; NEVAR FORGIVE"

 

[hypacat_3002]

I MUST JOIN FOR TEH LULZ! >:3
That, and I can imagine Saix getting jealous over all the time Xemnas spends with Kingdom Hearts...

Xemnas: *yammering about darkness and hearts and darkness in hearts*
KH: *is all floaty and glowy like usual*
Saix: *walks in, is royally pissed at what he sees* WHAT THE *BLEEP*?!?!
Xemnas: *notices Saix, is thinking "oh crap!"* Sai-Sai, baby, this isn't what it looks like!
Saix: *is NOT convinced* YES IT IS! *turns to KH* STEP OFF MY MAN, YOU *BLEEP*!!!! *throws a boot at KH, misses*
Xemnas: *runs for his life*

...Did I mention I'm a XemSai fangirl? And that I'm partially insane? Anyways, I'd like to join please! :smile:

***MONTHS LATER***

0.0 ...Where did I come up with THAT?! Anyways, here's a reason-type thingy for the pairing:
1) Xemnas likes his women large and not-so-in-charge~ ;P

 

[KeyMasterAqua]

I like to join *-*
He's just such a wonderfill character ^^