Write KH Character Deaths

[Theart]

What the topic says: Write a death scenario for any KH character you want. YES This is supposed to be comical and brutal, so feel free to let your imaginations overflow with brutal character deaths.

Here's an example:

Sora plunged the Heart Unlocker into his chest... and out the other side, and died instantly, and the heroes never got to save the day since Ansem SoD had them eaten alive by Behemoth Heartless.

HAVE FUN, AND LET THE SLAUGHTERING BEGIN!!!!

 

[rascus213]

i believe this belongs in either fan fiction, or forum insanity

 

[Theart]

i believe this belongs in either fan fiction, or forum insanity

Okay, how do I move the topic?

 

[animefreak!]

Okay, how do I move the topic?

you could just close this thread and start a new one but don't ask me how to close it cause i have no idea XD

 

[rascus213]

u cant close a thread till 1,000 posts(premium)
so really just w8 for a mod, but feel free to discuss it here now

 

[Theart]

u cant close a thread till 1,000 posts(premium)
so really just w8 for a mod, but feel free to discuss it here now

So wait for it to either be closed or moved? Okay. Tick Tock Tick Tock....LOL

 

[animefreak!]

u cant close a thread till 1,000 posts(premium)
so really just w8 for a mod, but feel free to discuss it here now

ha i guess that'll have to do lol

so what deaths are we thinking of then for time being? lmao

 

[Traskix]

ooh i have one, but its not as brutal

 

[Theart]

Cool, it's already been moved! Hooray! LOL

Okay folks, now that this mess has been dealt with, let the slaughter begin again! LOL

 

[rascus213]

u didnt have to stop and w8 till it got moved....

 

[Traskix]

ok sora and riku are swimming in the ocean and sora feels something on his foot, "whoa riku was that you"
"uh.... no sora just because were friends i ain't gonna go that far"
so they get a little panic, they look around
they see a fin but it rises and its just a little fishy.......
then under them a huge shark gulps them and the clear water turns red and icky with guts and stuff
and that whole time kairi is watching and she cant go on so she just drowns in the ocean

 

[Theart]

ok sora and riku are swimming in the ocean and sora feels something on his foot, "whoa riku was that you"
"uh.... no sora just because were friends i ain't gonna go that far"
so they get a little panic, they look around
they see a fin but it rises and its just a little fishy.......
then under them a huge shark gulps them and the clear water turns red and icky with guts and stuff
and that whole time kairi is watching and she cant go on so she just drowns in the ocean

THIS IS GREAT!

ROTFL!!! Jaws all the way! LOL

 

[animefreak!]

hmm after riku and kairi died after fangirls,falling gummi ships,pushed off bridges,attacked by aliens,and sora's utter confusion..now its sora's turn oh nooz

(i love sora but, oh well this is just for fun lol)
Sora has now neither kairi nor riku so
sora goes all crazy on goofy and donald for killing kairi but then gets pissed off that kairi pushed riku off the bridge to where sora fricken mad and insane to where he goes emo and ends up falling off the bridge after he blows his head off onoz!!!

kairi death2:
kairi peacefully walks around traverese town
then kairi gets attacked by...A hippo..WTF??Hippo?..Yes a hippo..Don't ask..it just sat on her and..farted lmao..Wow..lol

Riku Death 3:
Riku meets roxas and sees roxas attacking his computer riku goes mad and starts attacking roxas and finds out it wasn't really roxas it was his grandma so the grandma beats the crap out of him and he dies...OMAG!!

lol

 

[Traskix]

lol or an octopus can sufficate them and kairi "attempts" to save them but she forgot it has eight arms

 

[animefreak!]

lol or an octopus can sufficate them and kairi "attempts" to save them but she forgot it has eight arms

oh wow we are so mean to KH characters lmao this is fun though lol

 

[Traskix]

yeah its fun-E

 

[khlover7]

Kairi death 1:
She walks on the beach when a cow falls and crushes her and it squirts milk all over the place along with her blood

Riku death 1:
Riku gets a HUGE slushie at the mall and gets a really bad brain freeze and dies

Sora death 1:
When he figures out Riku wants him,and commits suicide.

Roxas death 1:
Swine flu

Axel death 1:
Misses Roxas so much he commits suicide

Lexaeus death 1:
HE WILL NEVER DIE CUZ I'LL REVIVE HIM!

 

[rascus213]

Roxas death 1:
Swine flu

XD

 

[animefreak!]

Kairi death 1:
She walks on the beach when a cow falls and crushes her and it squirts milk all over the place along with her blood

Riku death 1:
Riku gets a HUGE slushie at the mall and gets a really bad brain freeze and dies

Sora death 1:
When he figures out Riku wants him,and commits suicide.

Roxas death 1:
Swine flu

Axel death 1:
Misses Roxas so much he commits suicide

Lexaeus death 1:
HE WILL NEVER DIE CUZ I'LL REVIVE HIM!

nice love sora and roxas's especially roxas wow funny

axel death:
axel is eating icecream with roxas on the twilight town tower and roxas says he is in love wit namine which makes axel heartbroken and jumps off the tower and falls on the cow that killed kairi which kills axel onoz! lol

 

[khlover7]

Kairi death 2:
Chokes to death with the Papou that Sora gave to her

Riku death 2:
Epic explosion

Sora death 2:
Swine flu cuz Roxas is part of Sora

Roxas death 2:
Obesity from eating too much icecream

Axel death 2:
Prostrate exam gone wrong

Ansem the Wise death 1:
Heart attack