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Worst Pick-Up lines Ever!!!



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SeaSalt IceCream

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Just for a bit of fun,

What are the worst Pick-up lines you've ever heard?
Preferably looking for ones which suck so much they're funny, :lol:

If you have a story behind one too and want to share it, you're quite welcome to!

Okie dokie I'll start....

This is a "nerdy" pick-up line I heard a friend of mine say,

"You're sweeter than 3.14159265358979328"


 

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Pi?!

OH LOL!!!!

Erm... I can't believe someone asked me this once... I just ignored it because I was cosplaying someone... well, let's just say that someone's clothing is tight...

"Excuse me miss, but you just dropped my jaw."
 

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You + Me = 2.Ooooohhh

There's a T-shirt with that on it, I swear.
 

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Hey lady my dick just died, would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

100% failure rate
 
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