Do you guys see this!? The next time I slack off on my typing, curse me teh hell out, okay?
Riku: wipes chest with towel) There we go. ( flexes muscles) Oh yeah.
Riku steps out of the doorway and flinches. Riku stops and stares at his dad, who has bled all over the couch.
Riku: Um...Myra?
Myra is still kicking her legs and hugging Akira.
Riku steps closer and pokes his dead dad.
Riku: Are you finally dead, old man? (Pokes) Geeze, you’ve got like five bullets in your neck!
R-dad: ...
Riku: ...See that, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!! TAKE IT LIKE A F**KING MAN! (Smacks him) ...Ha, you still don’t got it.
He picks the dead dad up and goes to the door.
Caesar: opens door) ...COOL! You killed a guy!
Riku: I think he tried to swallow his gun.
Caesar: Is Akira okay?
Riku: She's fine.
Akira: runs over and grabs Caesar and runs to bedroom)
Caesar: Agh-
Riku continues to carry his dad out.
Riku: Geeze, you’re heavy.
Sora: Isn’t that your dad?!
Riku: Not anymore!
Riku takes his dad deep across the ocean then lets him go and quickly swims back.
Kairi; Why'd you do that?
Riku: Pay back.
Riku sits at the shore, watching the sharks rip up his dad.
Around sunset...
Tyra: Wakka? Are you in here? (looks around house) ...Stop hiding! I don’t bite!
Wakka is no where to be found.
Tyra: Hmm...
She sits on the couch and drinks a bottle of beer.
Back at Olympus-
Wakka: knocks on door)
Bob: Coming! (opens door) Honeybee!
Wakka: hugs Bob)
Bob: gasp)
Awww...Wakka’s weird.
Tyra: knocks on Myra's door)
Myra: opens it)
Tyra: ..I’m sorry for...what happened to-
Myra: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Tyra: I’m apologizing-
Myra: Bull ****t! This isn’t some "Sorry I broke your doll's head off" case! This is serious!
Tyra; That’s why im apologizing-
Myra: You shot my baby, Tyra!
Tyra: I know!
Myra: You and your little beef with Wakka is causing everyone else to suffer!
Tyra: I-
Myra: You’re drinking, you’ve slept with so many men, and now this! Are you even concerned about anyone else?!
Tyra: ...-
Myra: Apparently not.Tyra: I’m sorry-
Myra: You’re not sorry. You’re DRUNK! I think this time, I’ll be the bigger sister while you get yourself together.
Myra flashes Tyra the same mean look she gave her at the bar and closes the door in her face.
Tyra: ...-
Myra: opens door) And give me that!
Myra snatches Tyra’s bottle and tosses it all the way past the shore and slams the door.
Tyra: I was gonna drink that!... (kicks up sand)
...Friday...The girls are doing their little get together thing again.
Kairi: What’d it feel like?
Myra: Like getting your heart ripped out.
Kairi: I didn’t know you could scream that loud-
Tyra: opens door) You guys forget to invite me? (comes in)
Selphie is styling Myra’s hair.
Selphie: Um...
Tyra: It’s okay. I’m sober. (sits on bed) What’s up?
Myra: ...Uh.
Selphie: Ahhh. The breeze feels great.
Kairi: nods head) Yup.
Tyra: You don’t have to change the subject because of me.
Tyra: You were saying something about getting your heart ripped out?
Myra: ...Uh yeah.
Tyra: What felt like getting your heart ripped out?
Selphie: combs through Myra's hair) I’m done Myra.
Tyra: You still haven’t forgiven me have you?
Myra: ...I’m trying to, Tyra-
Tyra: Then try harder!
Myra: You can hold on! If it were my daughter over my sister, I would DAMN well choose my daughter! I can’t forgive you until I see some improvement!
Tyra: I am improving!
Myra: Have you been drinking?
Tyra: Do I look drunk?!
Myra: Have you been drinking?!
Tyra: DO I look drunk?!
Myra: When was the last time you had a drink?
Tyra: This morning-
Myra: That’s what im talking about!
Tyra: I’m not drunk!
Myra: You’re still drinking!
Tyra: I’m controlling it!
Myra: That’s not the point! You’re still doing it-
Tyra: Then what IS the point?!
Myra: You being drunk killed my baby-
Tyra: She aint dead is she?!
Myra: She WOULD be if it weren’t for-
Kairi and Selphie are just watching.
Tyra: Well she's not!
Myra: Akira-
Tyra: This isn’t about Akira!
Myra: You-
Tyra: F**K AKIRA!!!!
Myra ***** slaps Tyra.
Tyra: socks Myra)
Cat fight!
Selphie: hides behind bed)
Ringo: howls) Arooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolh!
Tyra is beating the crap out of Myra.
Selphie: Do something, Kairi!
Kairi snatches Tyra off of Myra.
Kairi: CALM DOWN!
Selphie helps Myra up.
Selphie: Are you okay?
Myra: ...-
Tyra: Does she looked okay?! I KICKED HER ***!
Myra's nose is bleeding and-
Myra: spits out a tooth) ...
Tyra was hardly even scratched.
Tyra: Remember, Myra, you started this ****!
Tyra pulls the door open, slamming it against the wall and leaves.
Kairi: Damn, girl. Did you at least get ONE good punch?
Myra is totally embarrassed.
Myra: I’ll see you guys later.
She looks out the window and waits for Tyra to get into her house and then when it’s safe, she goes home to Riku. Tyra stays in her room and has a drinking fit.