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Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)



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KingGabriel_VXI

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Oh you guys are so uninthusiastic and shit. (YAWWWWWWWNs in their faces) YAAAAAWWWWNnNNnnNNnNnN. u suxxorz

Simon: stops Kairi) Excuse me.
Kairi: YES?!
Simon: I noticed that you swim pretty fast...I swim faster.
Kairi: Nobody on this island can swim faster than me.
Simon: How do you think I got here without a boat?
Kairi: ...You’re on!
Soon after...Simon and Kairi are ready for a race.
Selphie: You ready? Goooo!
Simon and Kairi race out into the ocean.
Sora: DON’T GO OUT TO FAR SWEETIE!
Kairi: swims)
Simon: swims)
Everyone is cheering for Kairi. Pirate is flying along with Simon and Kairi.
Simon and Kairi go deeper into the ocean.
Sora: squints eyes) I can’t see her anymore) KAIRI?!
Kairi: pants) (swims)
Simon: You’re pretty good-(spits out water)-for a girl. (swims)
Kairi slows down.
They get closer and closer to the hungry sharks.
Simon: swims faster)
Kairi stops…She turns around to see how far she’s gotten.
Kairi: ...
Kairi starts to swim back when a shark meets face to face with her.
Kairi: GASP!
Kairi immediately starts to panic and go under. Then she starts to drown. Simon stops and notices.
Simon: Do not worry, mistress! (races back)
Simon grabs her and swims like a bullet through the ocean towards the shore.
Shark 1: chases him) He aint getting away this time, hehehe!
The shark comes close to biting his foot when Eugene turns around and some how ends up riding the shark.
Eugene: To the shore!
Shark 1: Damn it. (swims to shore)
Before they reach the shore…The shark tosses Simon off and quickly swims away, still hungry.
Sora: Kairi! (runs over)
Simon: uses CPR on Kairi)
Sora: Um-
Kairi coughs up a lot of water and then starts to pant.
Sora: Kai-
Simon: You’re safe now, dear!
Simon kisses Kairi! Kairi spits in his face.
Kairi: Ugh! What are you doing?! (gets up and runs to Sora)
Simon: I’m the one that saved you!
Kairi: I didn’t say you could kiss me! …But thanks anyway…
Simon: My pleasure. (bows)
Kairi: Im gonna go…um…COME ON SORA!
She goes into the house with Sora.
Simon: Well that was exciting.
Wakka: Why don’t-a you start showing-a the ladies some respect, yah?
Simon: Don’t talk to me, Barbie doll.
Wakka throws his beach ball at him.
Simon catches it and pops it.
Wakka: My blitz ball!!!! (sheds tears)
Simon: Look at that! It’s just a beach ball! Tyra, you don't need this loser.
Tyra: …
Simon: If you come back to Traverse Town with me ,we could be together!
Everyone stares at Tyra.
Tyra: ...LEAVE ME ALONE! You have some nerve, Simon!
She kicks sand at him and storms into the house.
The next day…Simon is up to his usual again.
Tidus: Keep making moves on my girl and you’re gonna get hurt!
Simon: Whatever, Tidus.
Simon gets up and walks over to the deck with Sora and Kairi.
Simon: Sora, Kairi. (kisses Kairi’s hand)
Kairi: Um don't touch me.
Sora: Yeah, don't touch her!
Simon: You know, Kairi. Your hair is so beautiful. It’s like the color of blood!
Kairi scoots away from him.
Simon: You must be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.
Kairi: …Okay.
Simon: Anyone ever told you that before?
Kairi: Yes...Everyday.
She leans her head on Sora.
Simon: .... (darn it!)
3 mins later....
Simon: BUT I WOULD BE BETTER THAN SORA!
Kairi: pushes him into the water) Loser.
Sora: Let’s go before he starts to cry.
Sora takes Kairi in the house and they have another cup of coffee.
Simon: ... (spits water out) Hmmph!
 

Genocide

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Everyone works except Riku and Marylyn. Here is a picture of what I pictured Marylyn as:



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Isn't that much more Marylyn?
I'm off to find Riku. Hmm I think I just quoted KH2.
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Eughey, you are special.
 

redharry123

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eughey said:
*runs into the room and pants*

i made it bac!!!

call off the search party. dont worry eughey is back and in action!!
*no one pays attention* what.....didnt any of u miss me??!!!
red??!!!gabe???!!! why does nobody care??!!!
*sticks out lip* i am going to back to school. the teachers there call me special!!
no one thinks i am special here!!

I MISSED YOU!...WHERE DID YOU GO! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! *crys while running in circles* :p

NICE CHAPT. GABE! and cool album! *stares at the pic. of tidus* (daaaammmmnnn, he's good looking :D)
 

eughey

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i had school!!! and homework!!! i had homework that i recieved at school!!!
it was horrible.

imagine the worst possible thing that could happen to u
*redharry imagines gabe's hands being broken and him not able to type*
now mutiply that by ten, and thats how bad my homework was.
*redharry is trying to multiply*
redharry:*mumbles* if u bring down the one and add the two that equals..............OMG that homework must have sucked
eughey:yes, yes it did
 

redharry123

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*gasp* EVIL HOMEWORK! *grabs the mob and goes searching for eughey's teacher* ...hhmm...i wonder if i should go into mental mode for this....*goes mental and eats the teacher's head*

mob guy #1:should we stop her?
mob guy #2: nah...it's fun watching her destroy stuff....oo look! she's eating the homework now!
mob: OOOOOOO


:p
 

destinys fate

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!!! ive finally caught up the the 86 pages ive missed... (!) this is the best fan fic ive ever read :D. Gabe ur like a god!! u always seem to get banned and stuff and yet u always come back and post more chapters :cool:. Cant wait till next chapter. oh, just wondering... how far are we into season 2??

Your fan, destinys fate. :)
 

eughey

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woa, red ate my teachers head

*note to self dont get red mad*

*stares blankly*.......i guess this means no homework!!!
 

eughey

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yea i had a teachers head last week, it didnt taste like it did in the old days.......*sigh*

wat happened to those days?
 

KingGabriel_VXI

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Were pretty close to the end of WTH 2.0. >.< I just noticed that. But I still have like 40 pages to copy from that forum. We still have to go where Wakka and Tyra start having problems and when they meet Ceasar- OOPS....Ignore that!
Were pretty close, but still pretty far.
 

Thelonepickle

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Okay, Simon needs to die. Right now. >.<

Teacher's heads... Yeah, well, teachers don't taste good anymore because everyone forgets to wash the dirty thoughts out of the brains before eating. That's why.

Otherwise, it's really rather tasty! *munches teacher's head* But avoid gym teachers.
 

Dark_Keyblade

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Drooling over Myra's sweet bod
actually i lean more on to the science teachers, their heads are really chewy
*goes to science teachers house* haha now i got you! your head is mi....O_O
*sees red already eating the head*ohh man and i was saving it for today too :(
*runs off crying*

on another note: great chappie Gabe, this is a great way to start my 3 day weekend! YAY FOR 3 DAY WEEKENDS!
 
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