Looks like im getting another new reader too. Some person "destinys fate" is reading it now. I bet they'll be all THIS FIC ROCKS! when they finish xD. Sorry i didnt get on today, I went back to sleep after my alarm went off and I had to type up some more of the fic. ^.^ Ugh my muscles hurt so much from bench pressing. >.<
I wonder what’s up in Traverse Town…
Simon: You sure she's in there?
Guy: Duh.
Simon: Then I shall go and fetch my love! (flexes muscles) Farewell, Johnny!
He runs though the portal to Destiny Islands.
Guy: But you need a boat!!!
He swims fast like a pro even though the sharks are chasing him.
Simon: Foolish shrimp! Nobody can keep me from getting to my love! (swims)
Shark 1: See what ya did?! Ya let him get away!
Shark 2: Sorry boss.
Shark 1: Stupid shrimp.
Simon speeds through the ocean.
Tyra: walks outside) FINE!
Wakka: FINE!
Tyra: Stupid idiot. (looks in ocean) What kind of nutcase?
Simon: Are my eyes deceiving me? (swims faster)
He comes to the shore and runs up to Tyra and hugs her.
Tyra: You’re getting me wet!
Simon: Its me, love!!!
Tyra: My boyfriend gave me this shirt!
Simon: ...I didn’t buy you that..
Tyra gasps.
Tyra: ...What are you doing here?
Simon: I came to see you! We can still be together! (hugs her again)
Tyra: Um…Simon…
Simon: What?
Tyra: I’m afraid we cant be together because I have-
Wakka runs outside, grinning.
Wakka: Hey, Tyra! I got- Who is-a that?!
Tyra: My ex!
Simon: Ex?! We never broke up! And who is HE?!
Tyra: He-
Wakka: I’m-a her boyfriend, yah! Who are YOU?!!
Simon: I’M her boyfriend!
Wakka: I am!
Simon: I am!
Wakka: I AM!
They get in each other's personal space.
Simon: I am!
Tyra: sighs) ..Boys are fighting over me and I have to stop it.
Tyra gets in the middle of them.
Tyra: STOP!!!
They get quiet.
Simon: puts arm around Tyra)
Wakka: Hey! (pushes Simon)
Simon: You overgrown twit!
Tyra: Actually, Simon...You’re not my boyfriend anymore...Wakka is.
Wakka: Yeah!(takes Tyra's hand)
Tyra: Stop it! (pulls away) I’m still mad at you!
Wakka: What!
Simon: You can’t be serious! I lost you to an overgrown popsicle?!
Tyra: Yes!
Wakka: puts arm around her)
Simon: ...Alright then…Fine.
The kids...Well they aren’t kids anymore but-The kids come out to see what all the yelling was about.
Simon: There you are, Myra! As pretty as before!
Simon runs up to Myra and kisses her hand.
Akira: Heyyyyyyy! (kicks his leg) She's taken!
Simon: Bitch!
Myra: smacks him) That’s my baby you’re talking to!!!
Kairi: snickers)
Akira: cries)
Rin: squeaks) ...(pats Akira on the back)
Riku: I don't know who you are, but you sure as hell don't have the right to be calling my daughter out of her name, okay?
Simon: Yes sir.
Riku: Okay… So who are you?
Simon: I’m Tyra's boyfriend-
Wakka: EX!
Akira begins scanning Simon.
Akira: …What the?! Daddy! (pulls Riku’s arm)
Riku: Hm? (crouches down)
Akira: That guy doesn’t have a hotdog.
Riku: Ahahaha!
Simon: BOYFRIEND-
Wakka: EX!
Simon: NO!
Wakka: YES!
Later....Everyone is swimming in the ocean and the old people are chatting with Simon.
Simon: -Are like diamonds.
S-mom: blushes) Oh, stop.
S-dad: Yeah, STOP!
Simon: scoots closer to Selp-mom) Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your hair is?
This dude is trying to charm up all the ladies.
Selp-mom: giggles)
Simon: winks at her)
Selp-dad: Get away!
Simon: Hmmph! (walks up behind Kairi)…
Kairi: counts to ten) 1,2,3-
Simon: Excuse me? (taps her on her shoulder)
Kairi: Agh!...Oh, what do you want? (looks around for Sora)
Simon: I was wondering if you could take off your bikini top.
Kairi: WHAT!??!
Simon: So that I could see the tattoo on your back, ma'am.
Kairi: uh...Ill have to ask-
Sora: BOO! (splashes her) I win!...Were you even trying to hide?
Simon: Sir, would you mind unfastening Kairi’s bra strap enough for me to see her tattoo?
Sora: ...O...K...??
Kairi turns her back towards Simon and leans her chest against Sora's and Sora undoes her strap. COUGHNESS!
For those of u who forgot, Kairi’s tat is a pic of two Red angel wings starting from her shoulders and ending at her waist.
Simon moves his fingers along the lining of the tat.
Simon: Hmm.
Sora: ...(clears throat)
Simon: rubs Kairi’s back)
It isn’t long before Sora realizes that Simon is massaging Kairi’s shoulders...Typical.
Sora: Seen it enough?!!
Simon: ..(moves hands off) I suppose so.
Sora: Ok, good!
Sora fixes Kairi’s bra thingy back up and they go splash each other.
Akira: ...(splashes Rin) You’re it!
Rin:????????????? (wiggles nose)
Akira: shakes head)
Kairi comes speeding by and knocks Rin over.
Rin: falls)??????
Akira:?????????