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Thelonepickle

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Read some. Didn't like it that much.

And don't double post. It's annoying.

Anyway, I'm still waiting! I'll bake a cake! *bakes cake*
 
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Cloudisawesum1

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*thinks*(..............waiting still...............dang where is he)...................*dies again*

Satan:Muahahahahah!WELCOME 2 HELL!!!!!!

Me:eek: get out of the way*pushes Satan and goes up 2 life*
 
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KingGabriel_VXI

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Thelonepickle said:
Which one is yours? But I have to wait HERE!



Plus, Gabe writes the best fics, so there!
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John: Hey, Myra. (leans on Myra’s desk)
Myra: Hi John.
John: I bought you some flowers.
He takes the bouquet from behind his back and gives it to her.
Myra: Thanks, John, but my drawer and locker are already jammed with your beautiful flowers.
John: I’m glad you like them.
He tries to walk off all cool like.
Myra: … SIGH! I hate that stupid son of a bi-
The boss walks over with a big grin on his face.
Boss: How ya doing Myra?
Myra: I’m fine! Just fine! Is it possible to get a restraining order against John?
Boss: Haha. That’s funny.
He pats her head and walks back into his office and slams the door.
Myra: …Thanks for nothing.
Plus there's this hoe that always gets on Myra's nerves.
Sucy: Hey Myra.
Sucy sits on Myra’s desk and props her feet up on her computer.
Myra: Hi, Sucy.
Sucy: John tells me you two are having an affair.
Myra: I’m happily married, Sucy.
Sucy: Yeah, but your man is in prison. What good is he now?
Myra clenches her teeth together.
Myra: I need to get back to my work, Sucy.
Sucy: Okay then. (gets up)
She purposely knocks Myra's stack of papers down and scatters them.
Sucy: See ya! (skips off)
Myra: … (breaks pencils)
She starts breaking all of her pencils in half. Myra isn’t the type who would go off yelling when she gets mad cause she restrains herself.
Myra: lays head on desk) ... (bangs head on desk)
Plus there's this secretary who is always telling Myra crap that she doesn’t care about.
Secretary: Hi, Myra.
Myra slowly puts her head up from the desk.
Myra: Hi, Juddith.
Secretary: Wanna know what happened to me today?
Myra: …Why not?
Secretary: Well, I was at the market when this cute little boy walked up to me asking for a lollipop-
30 minutes later-
Secretary: And elephants-...Was it elephants or monkeys?
Myra: I-
Secretary: Oh! Anyway, I was getting bored and-
50 minutes later....
Secretary: And she started laughing so I laughed too-
Myra: bangs head on desk)-
Secretary: -Started to smoke.
60 minutes later...
Secretary: -The tooth fairy was laying in the bed next to him and-
Myra: pants) …. (chews pencils up)
Secretary: -while I was talking to the little boy-
2 hours later....
Myra: cries) Lord, PLEASE! Make it stop! I can’t take it anymore!
Secretary: -to look for a mouse so- (bell rings)
Work’s over! Ding ding ding.
Myra: jumps up) Well, look at the time! I really enjoyed your story but I have to go now! (gets coat) Have a nice day! (runs)
Secretary: I’ll continue tomorrow, girl!
Myra runs faster)
John: Need a ride?
Myra: No thank you! Move! (runs)
Myra runs all the way to the hotel and hears a bang on the door and then screaming.
Akira: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Myra: unlocks the door)
Myra picks Akira up and kisses her.
Myra: Hey, sweetie, how was your day?
Akira: I found a bug!!!
Myra: …Sounds like fun.
Tyra: Have a nice day at work?
Myra: That place is like hell.
She sets Akira down and plops on the bed.
Akira: Mommy? Are you okay?
Myra: I’m fine.
Akira: Oh…We gotta letter from daddy!
Akira takes a letter from her diaper.
Myra: Tyra… I thought I told you to give her the tightey whiteys. She’s too old for her diapers.
Tyra: She wouldn’t let me! She bit me!
Myra: Sure.
Tyra: She did!
Myra: takes letter) Let’s read it.
Akira climbs in her lap.
The letter says "Hey it’s me. How are you guys holding up? They’ve got me cooking down here, so at least I know the food is edible now. Fatso and I are becoming good friends. I’m still afraid he might try to eat me though. Hey Akira, how are you enjoying being four? Please write back, I love you guys.”
Myra puts on a real stupid grin and starts writing.
”I told you I’d write back. Me and Akira are doing okay. It’s not the same without you but we’re managing. I’ve got me a job. It sucks but I’m getting paid big. I’m planning on bailing you out. Akira is fine. She still won't give up the diaper thing but I’m sure she’ll grow out of it. We love you too. PS: Tyra has a big ugly pimple on her face now. You should see it.”
She folds the letter up and glances at Tyra- trying to pop her pimple in the mirror.
Tyra: Damn it.
Wakka: Maybe if I-a throw my blitz ball-a at it.
Tyra: I’m glad you find this amusing.

Questions?!?!? SGP, I am on aim. I told you, you always IM me when Im busy. I just made a new forum, I was talking to my gf, Im a busy person. If I need you, I'll IM you okay? Maggie I mostly post in the morning. Only after school when Im in a good mood. <<
 
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hey myra bangs her head when she gets frustrated, so do I! in fact im feeling rather frustrated from being at school so long...*Bangs head against wall* ow, ow, ow , ow, ow , ow , ow, ow , ow , ow , ow , ow , ow , ow , ow, ow ,ow ,ow*falls unconsious*
 
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