xD They watched him go through the frickin portal.
Fanfiction ► Without The Heartless (AGAIN)
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Oh. I thought Akira might be able to keep them away.
Akira!!!!!
Blow up the police men!!!! OR just bend the bars of the jail cell and stuff him in a chicken suit. Then, they could switch him with Bacaw or Bacon, that weirdo guy.
Akira!!!!!
Blow up the police men!!!! OR just bend the bars of the jail cell and stuff him in a chicken suit. Then, they could switch him with Bacaw or Bacon, that weirdo guy.
Myra takes Akira to see Riku at the prison. An officer escorts them over and lets Riku out of his cell. Fatso stares at Myra through the bars.
Fatso: …
Riku only gets to see Myra and Akira for about an hour.
Myra: I might not be able to bail you out, Riku, but I promise I’ll get you out of here.
She takes his hand.
Riku: Akira, isn’t there something you could do?
Akira: Like what?
Riku: A way to get me out of here.
Akira: If I do, they’ll come back for you. Or I could blow up the whole town, but this is where we get our stuff from when we’re low on it, right? I can't destroy this place, daddy!
Riku: …You’re a little smart ass for a three year old.
Akira: I'M FOUR!!!
Riku: Oh yeah! Happy birthday, sweetie. I couldn’t get you anything, but I drew you a picture.
Riku takes a picture from his pocket and hands it to Akira. She unfolds it and stares at it.
Akira: What is it?!
Riku: It’s your dream man!
Akira: I have a dream man?
Riku: Yes. His name is…Ceasar!
Akira: Ceasar?
Riku: Yes. He’ll be extremely cute, polite, and a lady’s man. Just wait.
Akira: How do you know?
Riku: Trust me.
Akira: …Thanks anyway, even though you suck at drawing.
Riku: Now I-
Officer: I hate to ruin the moment but your time is up, Riku.
Riku: ...Okay. Listen, Myra, I’ll write you a letter. Everyday!
Myra: I’ll always write back.
Riku: I love you.
Myra: I love you too.
Akira: Me too! (steps on Riku’s toe)
Riku: Ow!
The officer takes Riku back to his cell. Myra and Akira follow and all the guys in the other cells stare at Myra- a few of the real perverted ones stare at Akira. xD
Officer: opens Riku's cell) Say bye-bye.
Myra kisses Riku and all the others in the cells start wooing.
Akira: EWWWWWWWWWW! (covers eyes)
Riku: Bye… (goes in cell)
30 seconds later.
Akira: Bye daddy.
Akira’s eyes start to tear.
The officer walks Myra and Akira down. All the guys start whistling.
Riku watches them leave.
Riku: sighs) I hate this place. (pulls on bars) Damn it.
Did I mention that the guys in prison have weird nicknames?
Bubble: Hey, Riku!
Riku: What?!
Bubble: I bet you have fun with her in bed!
Nerd: Yah, rock the boat!
Josh: I can hear the bed creek already.
Riku: Grrr.
Bubble: What’s it like to hit that thang, Riku?
Riku: You shut the hell up faggots.
Josh: We wuz just joking, playa.
Riku: Am I laughing?!
Josh: Uh-
Riku: Then shut the f**k up. (lays down on the bed)
Fatso: yawns)
Riku is on the top bunk of the bed while Fatso is on the bottom.
Fatso: Riku.
Riku: What?
Fatso: Your wife is beautiful...She reminds me of my wife...I loved her so much.
Riku: What happened?
Fatso: She was murdered.
Riku: By who?
Fatso: …I was on a crash diet! I had to eat SOMETHING!
Riku: You…ate you wife?
Fatso: I'm so ashamed.
Riku: That’s the freakiest thing I’ve ever heard of, man.
Fatso: I couldn’t control myself.
Riku: Sure, Fatso…Whatever you say.
Riku lays his head on the pillow. During the week, Myra has gotten a job at a new research lab. She already has a degree so she doesn’t have to start small. She’s making good bucks, but she still doesn’t look forward to work. There’s this geek at the job who has a crush on her too.
Fatso: …
Riku only gets to see Myra and Akira for about an hour.
Myra: I might not be able to bail you out, Riku, but I promise I’ll get you out of here.
She takes his hand.
Riku: Akira, isn’t there something you could do?
Akira: Like what?
Riku: A way to get me out of here.
Akira: If I do, they’ll come back for you. Or I could blow up the whole town, but this is where we get our stuff from when we’re low on it, right? I can't destroy this place, daddy!
Riku: …You’re a little smart ass for a three year old.
Akira: I'M FOUR!!!
Riku: Oh yeah! Happy birthday, sweetie. I couldn’t get you anything, but I drew you a picture.
Riku takes a picture from his pocket and hands it to Akira. She unfolds it and stares at it.
Akira: What is it?!
Riku: It’s your dream man!
Akira: I have a dream man?
Riku: Yes. His name is…Ceasar!
Akira: Ceasar?
Riku: Yes. He’ll be extremely cute, polite, and a lady’s man. Just wait.
Akira: How do you know?
Riku: Trust me.
Akira: …Thanks anyway, even though you suck at drawing.
Riku: Now I-
Officer: I hate to ruin the moment but your time is up, Riku.
Riku: ...Okay. Listen, Myra, I’ll write you a letter. Everyday!
Myra: I’ll always write back.
Riku: I love you.
Myra: I love you too.
Akira: Me too! (steps on Riku’s toe)
Riku: Ow!
The officer takes Riku back to his cell. Myra and Akira follow and all the guys in the other cells stare at Myra- a few of the real perverted ones stare at Akira. xD
Officer: opens Riku's cell) Say bye-bye.
Myra kisses Riku and all the others in the cells start wooing.
Akira: EWWWWWWWWWW! (covers eyes)
Riku: Bye… (goes in cell)
30 seconds later.
Akira: Bye daddy.
Akira’s eyes start to tear.
The officer walks Myra and Akira down. All the guys start whistling.
Riku watches them leave.
Riku: sighs) I hate this place. (pulls on bars) Damn it.
Did I mention that the guys in prison have weird nicknames?
Bubble: Hey, Riku!
Riku: What?!
Bubble: I bet you have fun with her in bed!
Nerd: Yah, rock the boat!
Josh: I can hear the bed creek already.
Riku: Grrr.
Bubble: What’s it like to hit that thang, Riku?
Riku: You shut the hell up faggots.
Josh: We wuz just joking, playa.
Riku: Am I laughing?!
Josh: Uh-
Riku: Then shut the f**k up. (lays down on the bed)
Fatso: yawns)
Riku is on the top bunk of the bed while Fatso is on the bottom.
Fatso: Riku.
Riku: What?
Fatso: Your wife is beautiful...She reminds me of my wife...I loved her so much.
Riku: What happened?
Fatso: She was murdered.
Riku: By who?
Fatso: …I was on a crash diet! I had to eat SOMETHING!
Riku: You…ate you wife?
Fatso: I'm so ashamed.
Riku: That’s the freakiest thing I’ve ever heard of, man.
Fatso: I couldn’t control myself.
Riku: Sure, Fatso…Whatever you say.
Riku lays his head on the pillow. During the week, Myra has gotten a job at a new research lab. She already has a degree so she doesn’t have to start small. She’s making good bucks, but she still doesn’t look forward to work. There’s this geek at the job who has a crush on her too.
Wow. That was good.
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I'm not trying to tell you what Marylyn looks like. I was just showing you a picture of what my mind thought she looked like. emember, she's Satan's daughter. Hmm, wouldn't that make her Goku's daughter-in-law? [Goes off to ponder]
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I'm not trying to tell you what Marylyn looks like. I was just showing you a picture of what my mind thought she looked like. emember, she's Satan's daughter. Hmm, wouldn't that make her Goku's daughter-in-law? [Goes off to ponder]
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Boukon: You know what your thread needs? Wookie plushes [Gives everyone Wookie plushies]
He ate his wife.........wow
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EEEEWWWW!!! nasty ppl r looking at akira... xD i wonder how this geek will act like
0.0 he ate his wife......wow...um....oookkkaaaayyyyyy
good chapter Gabe! post more asap ok
good chapter Gabe! post more asap ok
Wookie Plushies!!!! Awesome!!!!
*Hangs three inches out of fatso's reach* Heh heh.
*Hangs three inches out of fatso's reach* Heh heh.
Sweet god he ate his wife 0_0....dam that must have been some crash course diet!
Great chappie Gave
Great chappie Gave
redharry123 said:
i agree but gabe u come up with some crazy things
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Pukin' Pickles, HE ATE HIS WIFE! GAH!
And Riku has to live with that guy?! I mean, prisons feed you, but not a ton... I'd watch my back if I were you.
Anyway, if ANYONE touches Akira, we'll smash them! Right guys?!
And more anyway, nice chap, Gabe! You rule!
And Riku has to live with that guy?! I mean, prisons feed you, but not a ton... I'd watch my back if I were you.
Anyway, if ANYONE touches Akira, we'll smash them! Right guys?!
And more anyway, nice chap, Gabe! You rule!
Yes. xD He ate his wife.
GABE! *hugs gabe* UR BACK FROM SCHOOL! YAYNESS!
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School is dumb!
Oh well. Good that you're back...
I AWAIT THE NEXT CHAPTER LOYALLY!
Oh well. Good that you're back...
I AWAIT THE NEXT CHAPTER LOYALLY!
school is gay i hate that place its a place of evil place of evil and gabe made it out alive i bearly made it out
YA...WAT SHE SAID^^^
*sits and waits loyally with TLP*............
*sits and waits loyally with TLP*............
wait wat who said
tlp.
no worries a.j, i'm not callin u a "she"
no worries a.j, i'm not callin u a "she"
o thank god and why arnt u on aim well u are on but away get on and gabe dont go back to school u got out alive this time but next time u might not be lucky and im not getting blamed for u not coming back
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IF IT WERE UP TO ME, I WOULD DECIDE THAT A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH MIXED WITH THE FLYING NOODLES OF CASTLETOWN WOULD BE MOST DELIGHTFUL!
Erm... Anyway, yeah, waiting! Waiting waiting waiting! *sings a waiting song. Badly*
Erm... Anyway, yeah, waiting! Waiting waiting waiting! *sings a waiting song. Badly*
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