Pirate: -And to only do it with Myra-
She continues.
Tidus: Hey.
Selphie: Sup?
Tidus: You have a black eye.
Selphie: So do you.
Tidus: ...You look weird.
Selphie: So do you.
Tidus: Ok...Truce? (holds pinkie out)
Selphie: Truce. (crosses her pinkie around his) Sorry bout punching ya.
Tidus: Sorry bout the icing.
Selphie: Ya okay. (kisses him)
Riku: I do.
Akira is standing on the benches to see.
R-dad: Move, munchkin! I can’t see! (spits)
Akira: Shut up, old man!
R-dad:
Akira: HAHA!-
Pirate:-Awfully wedded wife?
Riku: mumbles) It’s LAWFULLY. I do.
Pirate: And do you, Myra, take Riku to be your OBNOXIOUS husband?
Riku: You little…
Myra: … I…
Riku: clears throat)
Myra: ...I...I-
Akira: Huh?
Myra: ...I… (tries not to cry)
Riku: Myra, its okay.
Pirate: While were young!
Riku: Shut up!
Myra: I do!
Akira: SHE DO!!!!!
Kairi: Throw the bouquet!
Myra: looks around)
Akira: I don't want it! (hides)
Selphie: Sigh. (mumbles) The stupid bouquet doesn’t mean anything anyway...
Tidus: …
Myra: tosses it in the air)
Selphie: Were all victims of the bouquet.
SLOW MOTION! The bouquet reaches a high point in the sky. Kairi’s mom is going for the catch.
Tidus: Get the damn bouquet, Selphie!)
Selphie yawns.
K-mom: reaches for the bouquet)
Cid: ...Uh-
She comes two inches away from catching it when-
Tidus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (hops into air)
Tidus practically tackles Kairi’s mom, turns in the air, and catches the bouquet.
k-mom: Ow!!!
Tidus: falls with bouquet) Score!
Selphie: ...Huh?
Sora: Does it count when the guy catches it?
Cid: That’s so gay.
Sora: Cough. Like you.
k-mom: hits Tidus upside his head)
Tidus: gets up)
Tidus dusts himself off and takes the bouquet to Selphie. Everyone goes “Awww.”
Selphie: blushes)
Tidus: grins)
Awww!!!
Later.....Sora and Kairi are babysitting while Riku and Myra are on their honeymoon...
Akira: -On the-
Kairi: Shhh! We have to sneak up on it! (peaks out of closet) We need to wait.
They have black war markings on their faces.
Akira: I can’t wait much longer.
Sora: takes undies off)..-
Akira: He has a nice butt.
Kairi: I know…but it’s all mine!
Sora: goes in shower room) (hums)
Akira: Hurry up!
Kairi: Shhh!! Wait until he turns it on!
Sora; turns shower on) Mmm...Warm water!
Kairi: Go, mini-me!
Akira sneaks into the bathroom.
Sora: washes)
Akira: flushes toilet) (snickers)
Sora: ...Aaaaaaaaaaghh! Cold! (runs out)
Kairi: jumps him)
They fall on the bed.
Akira: HAHAHAHAHA!
Sora: What was that about?!
Kairi: Run! (picks Akira up and runs out)
Sora: ....(goes back into shower room)
In the kitchen.....
Akira: What’s for dinner?
Kairi: You don’t need dinner!
She gets some orange juice and drinks half of it.
Akira: Me want some!
Kairi: pours orange juice into her sippy cup)
Akira: sips orange juice)
Kairi: Now you’re cool!
Akira: COOL!
I think I know who her favorite aunt is.
Meanwhile....
Wakka:-To-a be a equal, cus-a element-
Tyra: Speak English!!!
Wakka: Woman-
Wakka’s cell phone rings. He answers it.
Wakka: Hello?
Person: Is this Wakka?
Wakka: ...HEY WHATS HAPPENING, MAN?!
Person: Know anybody named Tyra?
Tyra: files nails)
Wakka: Yah, why?
person: Lemme talk to her.
Wakka: gives Tyra the phone) Its-a for you.
Tyra: Hello? Please state who the hell you are and what the hell you want.
Person: Is that the way you greet your dad after all these years?
Tyra: drops phone) ...Please no.
