DiZ: Greetings, Marluxia.
Marluxia: *grumble*
DiZ: Look, I know we had a bad start...
Marluxia: No shit, Sherlock!
*SMACK*
DiZ: Need I remind you that I'am STILL the head honcho around here?
Marluxia: Sorry... *rubbing his sore head*
DiZ: Anyways, We, the Organization, has hit a payment bonus this week and I made a special deal to every member.
Marluxia: ??
DiZ: You either get payment OR....... exchange your weapon into something better!
Marluxia: *GASP* NO WAY!
DiZ: Yes. Which would you want?
Marluxia: The second option damnit! At last, I can finally rid myself of this scythe and the god-damn title "Mr. Flower Power"! HALLELUJAH!
DiZ: ....Right.... Anyways, here's a weapon you could exchange with.
DiZ gives Marluxia an scepter
Marluxia: What's this?
DiZ: It's a magical scepter that casts magical flash to your opponent, sending them to the oblivion.
Marluxia: Hmmm... Sounds interesting...
DiZ: But you need to preform a magical dance to activate the attack.
Marluxia: .................Dance?
DiZ: Dance.
Marluxia: Well..........What can I say, except THIS IS THE MOST GAYISH WEAPON I EVER HEARD OR SEEN!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF PERSON USE THIS??!!
DiZ: Hmmm... It's previous owner is called SAILOR MOON, her world, including her and her Sailor-partners, was devoured by the Heartless few years back.
Marluxia: Can I change? -___-
DiZ: Of course. Here.
DiZ gives Marluxia amulett
Marluxia: And what's this?
DiZ: This amulett once owned by some magical girl named...
Marluxia: NO!
DiZ: Sigh... This is going to take a while...
*3 hours later, 35 girly-looking weapons tested and come to the last*
DiZ: *GROAN* OK, this is the last...
*DiZ shows Marluxia a squishy duck modelled by Donald*
Marluxia: Awww, look at that. So cute and squishy. It looks SO worthy... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!
DiZ: That's the last one, sorry.
Marluxia: Just gimme back my scythe and my week's bonus....
DiZ: Of course. .....Heh, I had a feeling that you'll be the only one who accept the payment. *SMIRK*
Marluxia: *GROWL*
Marluxia walks out of DiZ's Office, then...
???: Hey, Mr. Flower Power!
Marluxia: Eh?
Marluxia looks and his eyes are wide as saucers and his jaw fell to the floor as he witness what he sees. His fellow members have all changed their weapons for something greater! Axel has two powerful scimitars, Larxene a deadly Tommy-gun and Lexaeous an almighty War Tank!
Axel: I see that you haven't exchanged your weapon, Marluxia! Getting used with the gardening, I see? XD
Larxene: Say! Let's see if our new and improved weapons are any match for Mr. Flower Power's blossom scythe! XD
Axel: That's a great idea! Let's get 'em!
Lexaeous: Indeed! Prepare yourself, rival!
They all jumped on poor Marluxia, as he only hope to defend himself with his pink scythe. Meanwhile, inside DiZ's Office. DiZ was drinking his herbal tea and relaxes on his chair. Then he heard a man's girly screech and a explosion outside his office. DiZ just sighed.
DiZ: They're at it again... Poor Marluxia... HA-HA!
FIN