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Why Marluxia turned against the Organization *JOKE*



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Everything began in Marluxia's first day in the Organization.

DiZ: ...And so you see, newcomer, that is why we, Organization, exists.

Marluxia: Mm-mm-mmm, and? *totally uninterested*

*SMACK*

DiZ: Don't be cocky with me, buddy! I'AM YOUR BOSS, THE HEAD HUNCHO OF THE ORGANIZATION! GOT IT!?

Marluxia: OK! OK! Sorry! *grumble*Schmuck...*grumble*

DiZ: Hpmh! OK, let's get to the main event!

Marluxia: ?

DiZ: Every new member will have their own unique weapon and it's elemental powers.

DiZ snaps his fingers and Axel, Larxene and Lexaeus appears, showing off their weapons and it's powers.

Marluxia: COOOOL!!!

DiZ: And now, Marluxia, here's yours.

DiZ gives Marluxia his ever first weapon, the scythe, and Marluxia quickly takes it.

Marluxia: AWESOME! What powers does it have? *plays with the scythe*

DiZ: ...............*Ahem*..................Flower power...

Marluxia suddenly stops playing with his scythe, as it quietly slips through his fingers and fell to the floor.

Marluxia: ............what?

DiZ: It use the power of the flowers and summons shower of deadly petals... Oh yeah, and they're PINK.

Marluxia's eyes are wide as saucers and his jaw fell to the floor.

DiZ: Actually, Larxene is supposed to own this weapon and it's powers, but she has already choose something else behind my back.

Larxene: (And thank god I did! I HATE PINK!!!)

DiZ: So, YOU'RE the lucky one to own it. Congratulations! *claps his hands*

Marluxia is still in trance. The other members starts snickering and snorting, except Larxene who's laughing like mad.

Larxene: BWA-HAHAHAHA-BWAHAH-BWAA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Axel: *GIGGLE* That's SO GAY!

Lexaeus: Can't believe HE'S gonna be my rival... *SNORT*

Later on, everybody, including DiZ and The Thirteenth Order in secrecy, joined in laughing at poor Marluxia and his pink scythe.

Marluxia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's how Marluxia began his quest to conquer the Organization.
 
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geez, I was wondering what to call his power. You came up with the perfect name for it. "flower power" that's priceless.
 

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Inside-story.

Larxene: Hey, Marluxia! Don't forget to water your scythe or it'll wilt! XD

Axel: Oh yeah, by the way, Beast called, he said he wants his "magical rose" back! XD

Marluxia: Shuuuuuuuuut Uuuuuuuuuuup.... *grim-look*

Larxene, Axel: BWA-HAHAHAHA-BWAHAH-BWAA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The only reason why Larxene and Axel joined up with Marluxia's plot is so they could make fun of him! XD
 
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Wonderful!!!:D I was laughing my head off before i even finished:D ( flower power(lol) I also have a joke bahind flower poer and that was what really got me)
 

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Because everyone else didn't want to be around Mr.Flower Power so they went and fought Sora instead. Marluxia was the last one because everyone had run away from him.
 

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I think that is awesomely funny. However, I have my own reasons...

DiZ: Okay, everyone, this is Marluxia. She will-
Marluxia:He.
DiZ Sorry it's the long hair. Uh-oh, you're not gonna like your weapon.
Marluxia:What?
DiZ:Later. Now, Marluxia is less experienced than you, but the bosses even higher than me think she'll-
Marluxia:HE.
DiZ:Right" HE'll be the boss because he's got a funky Mech suit and in a boss battle it'll be hard in KH CoM.
Larxene:What're you talking about? This is Castle Oblivion, not a video game!
DiZ:Right... Anyhow, The big bosses think it'll be hard so he's the leader.
Marluxia: Do I get my weapon now?*Eyes shining eagerly*
DiZ:Yup. Sorry about this...*hands him a scythe*
Marluxia:Cool, what's it do?
DiZ:Shoots large, hard, sharp, pink flowers.
Marluxia:WHAT!?!?!?!?
DiZ:Well, we thought you were female so we got you something girly. We didn't mean to.
Marluxia:Can't you get me something else?
DiZ: Do you know what these cost? Buy one with your own money.
Marluxia:Fine. Well, I'll restrain my anger and rule over the castle. *starts walking away. begins to cry and girlie-runs away.*
Axel:I see why you mistook him for a girl.
Larxene: Damn, I'm more manly then him.
Diz:It ain't my fault. He's also got a girlie voice so on the phone he sounded female.
Lexaeus:We don't blame you DiZ.
Axel:Yeah, He is obviously Homosexual.
Lexaeus:I ain't takin' showers near him.
*Meanwhile*
Marluxia:I'll get them all. They'll see! I will use my girl-scythe as manly as possible and get them all! Unless of course, Sora kills me. But I'll get them all anyway! GRAAAAHHHEEEEEEE *Manly yell turning into girlie shriek* D'oh!
 

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I'am so glad that this thread become popular! And thanks, shadowkiller, cause you made it more funnier with your vision of "Marluxia's reason"! XD

BWA-HAHAHAHA-BWAHAH-BWAA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
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