What's your story?

[risingfalls]

I would have Sora travel to the Full House world, and the boss of the world would be Stavros, Uncle Jesse's evil Greek cousin who tried to shmooze the family out of their money and hit on Becky.

rotflol.
UQ, you always make me laugh.
Anyways, my story would be extremely long. It would be terribly difficult.
There would be no singing. There would be actual character development. (none of that "he was like, so totally trapped in a pod" BS in my story)
There would be no singing. Those crap summons from KH2 would kindly stay in their own world. The final battle between Xemnas would have an extra stage--a dance off. Yeah. DDR style. Kairi would never be allowed to touch a keyblade. Sora could not ride a skateboard up stairs, ramps, rails. Replace those crappy little Heartless that were supposed to be the horde of Shan-yu w/ the actual huns. Oogie Boogie would kindly stay dead.
If Sephiroth has to appear, then you got to fight him as some random entity in the 100 acre wood. I don't know why, you just do. If Cloud has to appear, then he has to have at least one scene where he is dressed as a girl. If nothing else, just b/c it's entertaining. Leon would be called Squall. Gummi Ships would be the same, pretty much. Oh yeah. There would be no singing.

 

[staticsonic]

..........cool..........awsome.........great.

 

[vinnie]

I'd make cloud a traveling person in your party, and instead of getting to the end wanting to level up and having to fight regular nobodies/heartless, I'd have a boss - generater in Ansem's room in Twilight Town where you could fight any of the games bosses that you beat as many times as you wanted, including Sephiroth.

 

[Azrael]

My story would be

Sora and Ansem duke it out in KH like in canon but Ansem manages to summon the darkness of Kingdom Hearts which begins to engulf the realm as a cyclone pulling everything into darkness. Sora closes the Door only for him, Donald and Goofy become sucked in along with Ansem

Blah Blah Roxas is the new chosen wielder and Olette serves as his love interest (Roxette shipping) and competes with Hayner Blah blah

and the Organization are good guys in the beginning......

Sephiroth would be a result of a experiment of Xehanort messing with Cloud's memories of FF7

Sephiroth would be Riku's father

 

[Azrael]

I second that notion (assuming you're talking about KH3 and not 2 XD)
I wanna see more of the Tidus-Selphie-Wakka trio, if only so we'd get more insight about the whole Destiny Islands six-some >_> it's kind of hard to work with Sora-Riku-Kairi when we've got nothing to compare them to XD;
Plus I want Sora/Selphie XD;

How about
Hayner-Riku
Olette-Kairi
Roxas-Sora

Pence is too fat to be compared to anyone =P

 

[vinnie]

Pence can just follow them around and provide the comic relief, trip over obvious traps and get them all into peril and whatnot. Then give'm a scene where he and Olette get drunk and he tags it, and Hayner doesn't figure it out until they both almost die and start regurgitating secrets about each other.

*like sands through the hour-glass*

 

[Azrael]

Pence can just follow them around and provide the comic relief, trip over obvious traps and get them all into peril and whatnot. Then give'm a scene where he and Olette get drunk and he tags it, and Hayner doesn't figure it out until they both almost die and start regurgitating secrets about each other.

*like sands through the hour-glass*

OMG, Pence and Olette? I heard of Haynerx Olette never that couple, ewwwww

How about Roxas,Olette and Hayner living in a dorm together? How about that? Two guys fighting over a girl at least until Namine shows up

 

[Princess of KH]

Omgsh some of the things in the thread are a little strange...but some are funny. My story...sheeshz...that'd be really long. I guess i'd take the place of "Anna" in my ff. I did write the ff, after all.

 

[vinnie]

lol, Roxas and Hayner would kill each other, then Pence would walk in and be like:

"look guys, it's called a tag-team"

Then they'd look at each other and be like: "aaaaaah"

 

[Azrael]

lol, Roxas and Hayner would kill each other, then Pence would walk in and be like:

"look guys, it's called a tag-team"

Then they'd look at each other and be like: "aaaaaah"

Roxas:Let's settle this......on who's going to be with Olette
Hayner:Fine with me....Ruck's ass
Roxas:Was that supposed to be funny? Caz I'm not laughing **pulls out Oblivion and Oathskeeper**
Hayner: Fine.....**pulls Struggle bat**
Pence: Oh guys....
RxH: WHAT>?????
Pence:....ummmm Seifer is with Olette.....doing the nasty
RxH: WHAT? **kills themselves**
Pence: **laughs** Perfect...Oh Olette! **sleeping pills in his hands**

 

[vinnie]

lmao!

Date rape in Kingdom Hearts, now THERE's a mature rating for ya'. And you know Seifer'd walk in on Pence and want a bite of the action.

 

[Azrael]

lmao!

Date rape in Kingdom Hearts, now THERE's a mature rating for ya'. And you know Seifer'd walk in on Pence and want a bite of the action.

Pence:.....Oh Olette....*opens door* WTF?
Olette:....**blushes** Pence, what the hell are you doing here? Aren't you at photo club?
????: Who is that?
Pence: I left early....
Sora: Hey Pence, can you leave us alone? We're kind of busy!
Olette: Yea! *slams door*
Pence: Damn.....*sees Kairi* Hey Kairi
Kairi: Hey Pence, is Sora in there?
Pence: *gulps* Yes.....but he's kind of busy
Kairi:...with what?
Pence: Homework
Kairi: *scoffs* Sora wouldn't mind then if I came, I had something I wanted to tell him *opens door* OMG!
Sora: Kairi!!! It's not what you think?
Olette: Who's Kairi?
Pence:......wow Twilight University sure is ****** up

END

 

[staticsonic]

wow........didn't see that coming.

 

[Rix]

personally I like the story the way it is I don't wanna make the story myself, because I like to get surprised by hearing a story I don't make by myself =D I like to make my own stories too, but they are my own stories

 

[TrueRoxas527]

I've actually started making a long story in where I take the place of Sora and my friends take the place of Donald, Goofy, and practically all the characters. Xemnas, Marluxia, the King, the Queen, Roxas, Namine, and Kairi, (I don't really like anyone at school at the moment) all stay the same.

 

[Rix]

well sometimes I imagine myself being in the KHstory like it is, but I don't have a big role of course

 

[staticsonic]

If I didn't have a big roll with Sora I'd kick out someone.... I'd kick out minnie or mickey...denfinetly minnie.

 

[DarkeTiger]

Sora is...THE POSTAL DUDE, lol nah

The trio goes into some weird dimensional vortex and get eaten by a gigantic gelato jellyfish which transports them to our world, they are forced into school by the government and discover WHAT HOMEWORK IS! They then fight their way through the teachers of Turramurra High School, and finally reach the principal's office, where Mr McMartin awaits, the principal throws homework bombs and detention slips at the trio nearly stressing them to the point where they are near death, sora then summons genie and peter pan who then try to have gay sex with the principal before tinkerbell intercepts and accidentally sprinkels fairy/pixie dust on Mr McMartin, who then rises into the air and begins to create a super expulsion tidal wave when out of nowhere, Mushu sneezes and sets the few strands of hair on the principal's head on fire, the principal then begins to fly around the room screaming and floats out of the room, he dives into the nearby A-block mini-pond to put out the fire. Mr McMartin then transforms into a humongous frog to better suit his attire, he then lets out a big groan that was unfortunately for him, a little too big, he then explodes sending frogs legs into the mouths of randomly placed french exchange students. The deputy then comes out and writes lunch detentions for everyone for being the downfall of the principal, after writing them out, he reconsiders and cancels the detentions as he can now be the new principal, Riku then walks out and gets teased for being a 'silver fox' and gets pressured into dyeing and cutting his hair, donald gets roasted and goofy gets desexed, Xehanort and Xemnas are finally called by their actual names rather than being randomly referred to as Ansem, and finally, rikku, yuna and paine all die cause they're so goddamn annoying.

 

[Faith Crest]

Here's a possible storyline ...

After receiving the letter from Mickey, their universe collides with the other. Sora and Kairi disappear leaving Riku to battle through the alternate universe, which is a parallel of theirs - darkness.

I'm actually in the middle of making a fan fic of that, so look out for it soon.

 

[Azrael]

Or having a Fresh Prince of Belair kind of story but called the Fresh Nobody of Twilight

Sora-Carlton
Roxas-Will
Cloud-Uncle Phil
Tifa-Vivian
Jazz-Riku/Axel
Hiliary-Namine
Ashley-Rikku