What Would I Say?

[Sexual White Chocolate]

So there's this silly little bot that links up to your facebook profile and randomly generates what it thinks you might say, based off of all your statuses.

What Would I Say?

Examples:

Me:
"I do anything, even get close to sleep, but first day in I always get close to a pedophile"
"I do wish you'd go be a homo on someone else's profile."

Bukakke Sensei:
"I haven't slept properly in a ten year old girl's first menstrual cycle"

TheMuffinMan:
"Stomp the yard, twatcunt."

etc

post up

(credit goes to themuffinman aka chris aka not username chris for finding this)

 

[Luap]

"other onion of the very same trick to marry"

"dropping a strawberry in my hand in dog poop."

"better be toy things"

"hey bby wat'ch u"

"thought that i'm pretty sure"

"I'm a dumb"

"so when it"

"I'M JUST dasag THIS IS selective service even"

"Are these Magikarp fig newtons = beautiful."

"microsoft finally THE PEOPLE"

"dang darn tree making a mess"

"Homestuck promotes seat belt safety"

"woke up being really"

 

[Monkey]

[h=2]Monkey:

"lol it can't get any worse, ten seconds later, a dead cat."[/h][h=2]"I'm a guy dressed up"


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[Sexual White Chocolate]

"Perfect score on my past life"

 

[Passion]

"~ 3521 N E W E N G L A wierdo. oh yeah Stephen!!!! Had a wonderful thanksgiving dinner with Cinderella and can't even begin to list them with Maria Watson and calls you"

what.

"3521 N E W E N G L A N D N E W E N G L A N D"

true...

"i heard you heart to hear what."

 

[Passion]

I LIED THIS IS MY FAVORITE:

"money is the best friends."

 

[Taylor]

"I'm JUST MORE than a man"

"They'll call me for my unique output on life"

"Envy those with THIS kind of game"


even hypothetical me is brimming with confidence

 

[Taylor]

"dude yeah, if you love somebody, you'd better let them suck. That"

 

[Passion]

"i've got this."

"enjoyment, even the book says she wants me."

"~ cause she got to be done."

"

someone play supply raid MP in the Feels. Brace yourselves for today's competition."​

 

[Shawty]

oh man i wish i could post all of it here but it's all a mashup of english and dutch (they're the best honestly) but yeah here are a few

''see heaven's got a masterpiece painted on a less performed life''
''nah only make me something''
''i wanna party & a rose''
''if people assume something is wrong that because you''
''this woman is a 7.2 for French test Teppanyaki Oriental Garden''
''if people in horror movies listened to me they would still need the world. I run my friend''

what

 

[Ulti]

"gaming geeks should not last a day in bed"

kinky

"I hope they don't mind a dead bird on their tugofwar battle"

ehhh?

"Apparently Fate is Pruvahkin...Sugarborn!"

yes

 

[Marly]

"Neville, put that wrapper in the Sorcerer's Stone after a very, very long day."

"Lindsay Lohan looks like an S, but I will not be too eager to deal out death never meant that it"

"emily, go to Kings Island with exploded veins."

"They found a world that's not believe in nuns."

"Any tree can drop an okay day away!"

"The horror of salt and a lion."

"Do not sure you've got a big Corn Hole event to those in their mind Hermione, Lavender, said Dumbledore, his voice a little blip of an eternity of nothingness."

i make too many harry potter statuses ;~;

 

[Passion]

"Watching Batman Begins ♥"

fuck me.

 

[Sawah]

"WHY ARE 100 percent sure my arms."

"Did you order 20 cases of fur, happy kitty little ball of easter though"

"i love my BIG Macs They serve Quarter Pounders They will"

"I will never be mean." LMAOOOOO

"i love to make adorable babies i thought i loved the wedding."

"I will bbq"

lmao these statuses are real cunts they make me laugh so hard god fucking damnit

 

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