What KH character would you do an interview with?

[Kairikitten]

Sephiroth!
Me:Exuse me Sephiroth, Sir?Could I ask you a few questions?

Sephiroth:.....Fine....

Me:YAY!Ok.......why did you fight Sora?

Sephiroth:I wanted to see this "Master of the Keyblade".So, I entered myself in the Colisuim

Me:Oh!Ok....um....*pulls on Sephiroth's hair*Is this natural?

Sephiroth:*draws Masamune and points it at my throat*Dont EVER touch my hair again!

Me:*gulps*I-I guess its natural then.......ok next question*points to wing*How'd you get that wing?

Sephiroth:How should I know?!It was there when I woke up!

 

[black acid]

diz bhk and namine......Im interseted in there past

 

[Lost Heaven]

I'd interview Cloud and Ansem. I wanna hear everything Ansem has to say ^ ^.

 

[heartless290]

i would interview kairi,sora, and riku but hopefuly riku and sora won't start a fist fight with eachother over kairi so i woundn't get fired

 

[st@rbl@de]

i would interview namine and bhk cos they are the most mysterious...-_-

 

[Color Me Knievel]

Cloud and Sephirot in the same room.

"So, what's new in..." "Hey! Stop killing each other!!!"

 

[cursed keyblade]

sora becuz hes so cool

BHK becuz his past as well makes me think

axel becuz hes an unknown person that we have no clue about but his name and who he hangs around with

 

[Rikumylove]

I`d interwiew Riku! and ask him out...

 

[Shuuru]

I would interview Sora,Riku,and Kairi.

 

[~*Kamberlyn*~]

Riku and Ansem
Me: Okay, so far have things-
Riku:No they haven't calmed down.
Me: Okay so are ya guys ever-
Ansem: I don't think so.
Me:Why won't you two lemme finish my-
Riku and Ansem:Questions?
Me:*glares* *grabs bazooka*
Riku: o.o Whatcha gonna do with that?
Ansem:I really don't think you should ask....
Me: I ASK THE QUESTIONS!!
Ansem:Yes ma'am.
Riku: Why should I listen to-
Ansem: *clamps hand over Riku's mouth and whispers* Silence you fool! Or we sha;; both die!
Me:Now...what is yer middle name Ansem?
Ansem:None ya.
Riku: It's-
Rock: *writes with chalk* So...how's it goin'?
Ansem:!! THE ACCURSED ROCK!! *faints*
Mekay....So you two wanna go get some pizza?
Rock:*writes with chalk* Sure.
Riku:Okay. What are we gonna do abou-
Me: ANSEM!! WAKE UP!!
Ansem:5 more minutes mommy....
Me:*kicks Ansem*
Ansem:Ow.
Me: PIZZA!! NOW!!!
Ansem:Yes ma'am......


The rock thing wasn't my idea.

 

[Krazy]

{Instead of saying who.....how 'bout I just post it now? ^_^}

Me: Hello members of KHI.com forums!!! And welcome to "What Happens When Rabid Fangirls Are Bored!!" Ummmm.....I mean...."KH INTERVIEWS"!!! Yea!! That's the one!! Anyway....our first interview-ee....is....BHK!!! Or as I like to call him....KAZE!! ^_^

Kaze: I better be getting money for this....>_>

Me: So.....Kaze.....Are you single? ^_^

Kaze:...........Yea........>_>

Me:*squeal* *ahem* Next Question: Are you Sora's long-lost twin brother/second cousin twiced removed/son from the future/other side of his heart?

Kaze:......No.....>_>

Me: Last Question: What is your OFFICIAL name? O_O

Kaze: Huh?....Ohh....Ummm...It's a funny thing actually.......My name's-*cuts off*

-Transmission Lost-

 

[Don Patch]

Me: Im doing a interview with Ansem, Sephiroth, and Riku!

Riku: Why are we here again?

Me: Because I bribed you with 50 bucks...

Ansem: Yep!

Me: I heard you 3 tried out for the parts of, Kadaj, Loz, Yazoo on Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children?

Ansem: Yeah! Those posers stole our thunder!

Sephiroth: I dont care, I already have a part on the movie.

Riku: I would of looked so cool, in a black jumpsuit....

Me: I got in the movie too!

Riku: Really what part?

Me: Im the guy that gets stabbed in the chest by Bahamut! Good thing I had a stunt man!

-they all laugh, then a akward silence-

Me: .....umm, will be back after this commericial break!

 

[Heartchampion]

uhh i guess sora

 

[Oblivion_Sora]

I would interview Sora and Kairi