What is the most physically awesome thing you can do?

[RTP49]

I CAN BEAT LEGEND OF MAX ON HEAVY x2 DARK

Eat it, foo's.

 

[Desert Jesus]

I can masturbate like a smurfin' god.

And...

I have exceptional soccer skills, dunk on a 9 foot rim... Hmm, I'm good at a lot of sports, but I am twice as good in soccer. I am one of those "jack-of-all-trades, master of none" type guys. xD

 

[BHK (Unknown)]

I got you both beat, I can shuffle a deck with one hand.

I can also do a flagpole. Kinda hard to describe, but you are basically holding yourself with arms straight directly horizontal of a flagpole.

I am now jealous. You can flagpole. I've always wanted to that. It's one of the best mime tricks ever. Do the wind blowing act and then grab the pole.

 

[mimi15]

um...my fingers can play the piano really fast. does that count?

 

[Eclipse]

My jaw cracks every time I open it,

that's not a good thing ._____. lol

 

[B-rad 1]

I can do the same thing colour me evil has pictures of.

 

[luckysora]

can type with my eyes close^^ i get every word i say with my eyes close 80% of the time

 

[kairiinluv]

BP, you have to show me what you can do... >.>; XD

I can dislocate my ankle.

If I look up my eyes can go to two different directions. o.o;

And that's it. ^.^;

 

[Enchanted Rose]

I do yoga.

I can get myself into all kinds of weird and wonderful positions.

 

[Phenomenon X]

I do yoga.

I can get myself into all kinds of weird and wonderful positions.

That's hot.

If I had to pick something I guess I'd say I can bench you. Unless you're like, a whale.

You know who you are.

 

[Organization B]

well,........ i can skool any body at drawing cortoons. um does that quallify??

 

[Phenomenon X]

Sure it does. Well done.

I was told to be nicer, it's hard.

 

[Hypoxium]

I am able to fight rapidly, midair and on ground. I can bend my thumb back and touch my palm, I can bend my finger sideways, put my eyeballs in the back of my head, make myself into a human basket....shaw.

 

[Thespis]

I can squeeze through the chained doors at my school and fit myself in between the gap in the lockers. Being skinny rocks. XP

I can also play clean paradiddlediddles at 200 BPM while moving, and a clean tripilet roll at around 185 while moving.

 

[Savior of Dawn]

If I get very warm, I can put both legs behind my head. (Very talented in various bends, Yoga FTW.)

Am actually 10 times stronger than my thin ropey arms seem to tell people. (I've had a few cases where I accidentally put a hole or two in my wall. : 3) In fact, my general body is stronger than it's skinny little self says. Dynamic tension and chi control, FTW.

Though I can't run for great periods of time (Still practicing my endurance) I can sprint so fast my legs blur and I can get in a little over a quarter of a mile in less than 30 seconds.

I can twist my foot to a 180 degree.

I can walk on my kness in lotus pose (Look it up. : D)

I can jump 7'2" or longer standing. (Don't know how far I can with a head start run)

...That's all I can think of at the moment.

 

[Mr Despair]

I can turn my eye lids inside out....oh, and I can burp real loud =D* mildly jealous of Savior of Dawn

 

[Enchanted Rose]

Oh, I can also fit in boxes and some fridges.

 

[Savior of Dawn]

Oh, I can also fit in boxes and some fridges.

I have to bend a lot to do that. I'm too damn tall. : /


...Did I mention I can do all of that and have scoliosis? I forgot about that for a second. xD Not a major curve, somewhere around 10 degrees (According to my last X-ray, which was a month or two ago.) Used to be 22 degrees... Anyways....


I could probably backflip and such, if I wasn't afraid of hurting myself, so I'll say I bring myself back up on my feet from being on my back. (I'm still learning the 'karate' push/kick up, but I can spin my legs around and use that momentum to get myself up.)

 

[Phenomenon X]

I can backfip, if I'm on a trompoline, or over a large body of water, from a certain amount of height. It looks kinda cool.

 

[Henskie]

I can drink 3 cups of spoiled chocolate milk and not throw up does that count??