What do you find ironic about yourself?

[Constellations]

so what do you find ironic about yourself? aspects, qualities, etc. just list em!

for me, one of my favorite TV shows is House, but in reality I'm dead afraid of hospitals. I can't go in there without getting freaked.

 

[Gabo]

Does this include hypocritical things?

 

[Constellations]

uhm, sure lol whatever you consider ironic you can put down lol

 

[Cissy]

It's ironic that I don't like getting my stuff dirty, but I can go without a shower for a few days and feel fine. :X

(Don't worry, I do take showers. xD)

 

[Gabo]

(Don't worry, I do take showers. xD)

Just not as often as you should
=P

 

[Αzerin]

I'm a perfectionist that likes things in order and a specific way, but I hate routines and rather enjoy the flaws and imperfections of others. (I like seeing those things since I really don't like being a perfectionist.)

I guess that might be ironic.

 

[Nostalgia]

I'm always realizing more and more ironic things about me, but now when I'm in a position to state a few examples, I can't think of any. It's also funny how my last statement in itself was irony.

 

[Mynny]

I'm afraid to die but I threaten to kill other ppl every 5 seconds.
I'm afraid of heights, but want the ability to fly.
When I'm not trying my best, that's when I do my best.
I love to write but I'm trying my hardest to avoid becoming an author.
I hate skirts, but I want to cosplay as a sailor scout.

That's it for now.

 

[Mythological Omega]

I'm exceptionally literate, but I suck at English. :/

 

[Iridium]

I give great relationship advice but I am lacking in the confidence and social skills to actually find someone for myself, not others. Another is that I am mostly a solitary guy, even going as far as turning a different direction of other kids on my walk back home, but from time to time as much of a hermit I am I get terribly lonely....

I need a hug....

 

[Constellations]

I'm afraid of heights, but want the ability to fly.

saame here lol

 

[Key Kaliber]

My friends say that i give excellent advice, but when it comes to applying it to my own life, ehh..not so good. -lol.

 

[Cissy]

Just not as often as you should
=P

I resent that.

I mean that though I get very paranoid over my stuff getting dirty, I don't go ape shitz if I miss a day or two.

=P

La la la la la.~

 

[Wehrmacht]

I'm afraid of heights, but want the ability to fly.

:v Same here.

I give great relationship advice but I am lacking in the confidence and social skills to actually find someone for myself, not others. Another is that I am mostly a solitary guy, even going as far as turning a different direction of other kids on my walk back home, but from time to time as much of a hermit I am I get terribly lonely....

I need a hug....

=/ You and I are so much alike.

Except I'm not sure if I give good advice.

 

[Informal Gluttony]

I suck at all the games that I love.

Also, I own a lot of games, but I've beaten less than ten of them.

 

[Key Kaliber]

I suck at all the games that I love.

Also, I own a lot of games, but I've beaten less than ten of them.

Ha ha! me too, especially COM i sucked at it bigtime.

 

[Iridium]

=/ You and I are so much alike.

Except I'm not sure if I give good advice.

I knew there was a reason why I always liked you HD
Also you give good advice, don't worry about it.

 

[Nostalgia]

I hear you, Ytt. Frankly, I'm done giving advice to girls. They complain about their asshole dipshit boyfriends and then when you try to make a move, they hit you with, "You're like my brother." It's a real kick in a balls.

 

[Constellations]

I realized one today playing gym. I've always been afraid of getting hit in the head with a ball (phobia I've had for years...) yet I used to play softball and I play volleyball in gym everyday. true I duck whenever I think I'll get smacked in it, but still lol I play the games..

 

[Zeph]

I love having friends, but I prefer being on my own.

I want a close relationship, but if it gets too close I usually distance myself.