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Chuman

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there are going to be two types of posts in this thread, off the top/freestyles (like TOP below) and writtens. off the top posts are typed entirely in one go, no edits, whereas writtens are going to be more refined as i put at least minimal effort into them. expect to see stuff every now and then, i’m inconsistent as hell






The Ovafaze Perspective

kristene, kristene, thought she wanted to kiss me
ghosted right thru and wanted to meat lil p

gripped the twins with enough force to knock them ova’
i said stop osama, turned obama and disarmed her with my rocket launcha

fast forward two weeks, she wants to see a movie instead
”groovy” i said, turns out it was false panel popcorn on my legs

this is why i’m pissed, today my name is john mayer, bitch
found out my ****’s a white supremacist so i beat it into submission quick

after i won the fight, begun the night and contacted mac
played MH and told him if he gets tires, he’ll get jacked

asa texted, complaining, vexed, and acting just plain wicked
its his dad again so he’s mad and bout to go bucket kickin

said “not so fast bitch”, jumped on a flight to albany
put it on my boss’s tab, stabbed chuman’s dad and called some geese

my flock done flew me and my boy back to arizona
landed and did the edgemaverick dance, finally, now we’re home bruh
 
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Chuman

Dad of Boy
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  • Come So Far
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  • Come So Far
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Dandelion
they say you are what you eat, my name is codiene
its nice to meet you, i’m here when you need me

i dull the pain and make life easier to handle
but people crush me up and consume me as examples

its what you do and not what you say that defines you
but your words are ammunition despite what you try and do

fuck it tho, better try hard and fail than fly off the rails
cause you put on the safety harness yet the driver done trailed

he blazed his own and the price was yours that got paid
next time, better get out your seat and give a standing ovation

or get stood up and clapped, what the fuck am i saying?
the simplest explanation: sit down, be humble. goes a long way
 
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