One day Riku called Sora on his cell.
Sora: What!
Riku: Yo! What’s up dog.
Sora: I told you Ansem, STOP CALLING ME! I am not coming over for lunch!
Riku: Wow! I'm not Ansem.
Sora: Oh sorry Riku.
Riku: Ansem still wants you over for lunch? hu. He is never gana give up you know that right?
Sora: Ya who would of thought.
Riku: We still on for tonight?
Sora: Wha????
Riku: You know tonight!!
Sora: OOh!! Right tonight.
Riku: DUH! We have been planning this for months remember?
Sora: Ya.
BEEP BEEP
Sora: can you hold on for a sec. Someone on the other line.
Riku: Sure.
Sora checks his other line.
Sora: Hello?
(discised voice)
???: Readers Digest calling for Sora.
Sora: Speaking.
???: You have won our contest and you are invited for lunch at
Sora interrupted
Sora: Dose your name start with an A and ends with an M?
???: Maybe.
Sora switches to Riku with Ansem on the other line
Ansem: F%@#*&
Riku: I love you love me.
Sora: AH Riku?
Riku: Hi Sora!
Sora: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Riku: Thanks. Who was on the other line?
Sora: Ansem trying to trick me.
Riku: O.
Sora: Ready to go?
Riku: Ya.
Sora hangs up the phone and turns to Riku next to him. They get in gummi ship and go to Put Put Golf City. They get their Putters and golf balls. They are fighting over who gets to put first. Then all the sudden.....
Ansem: What is up home dogs!!(big smile on his face)
Sora: What are you doing here?
Riku: Ya!!
Ansem: Well I am the Put Put champion for five days in a row.
Sora: Well we were here first! So buzz off.
Riku: Ya shu fly don't bother us!!
Ansem's eyes start to water and sits down on the bench and starts to cry.
Ansem: All I ever wanted was a friend.
Riku: Look Sora you made him cry.
Sora: Can't you talk to your heartless?
Ansem: I tried to. Every time I try they look at me funny and try to hurt me. I half to have a shotgun next to me when I go to sleep cause they try to hurt me so much.
Sora: Is it a 12 gauge?
Riku: SORA!!!
Ansem: Yes.
Sora: Welcome to the club.
Riku: Are you sure?
Sora: He's got a 12 gauge shotgun.
Ansem: Can I play Put Put with you guys?
Riku: Sure.
Sora: I guess.
Ansem: Sora can you come over for lunch?
Sora: Don't press your luck.
Ansem: How about you Riku?
Riku: Okay.
Ansem: Sweet meet at my pad tomorrow around 11 so we can watch the Sponge Bob marathon.
Riku: SWEET I WLL BE THERE!!!
Sora: Sponge Bob is off the air.
Everyone in Put Put Golf City dropped their putters and screamed NOT SPONGE BOB!!!!!!
and started to cry. Riku and Ansem faint.
THE END
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Sora: What!
Riku: Yo! What’s up dog.
Sora: I told you Ansem, STOP CALLING ME! I am not coming over for lunch!
Riku: Wow! I'm not Ansem.
Sora: Oh sorry Riku.
Riku: Ansem still wants you over for lunch? hu. He is never gana give up you know that right?
Sora: Ya who would of thought.
Riku: We still on for tonight?
Sora: Wha????
Riku: You know tonight!!
Sora: OOh!! Right tonight.
Riku: DUH! We have been planning this for months remember?
Sora: Ya.
BEEP BEEP
Sora: can you hold on for a sec. Someone on the other line.
Riku: Sure.
Sora checks his other line.
Sora: Hello?
(discised voice)
???: Readers Digest calling for Sora.
Sora: Speaking.
???: You have won our contest and you are invited for lunch at
Sora interrupted
Sora: Dose your name start with an A and ends with an M?
???: Maybe.
Sora switches to Riku with Ansem on the other line
Ansem: F%@#*&
Riku: I love you love me.
Sora: AH Riku?
Riku: Hi Sora!
Sora: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Riku: Thanks. Who was on the other line?
Sora: Ansem trying to trick me.
Riku: O.
Sora: Ready to go?
Riku: Ya.
Sora hangs up the phone and turns to Riku next to him. They get in gummi ship and go to Put Put Golf City. They get their Putters and golf balls. They are fighting over who gets to put first. Then all the sudden.....
Ansem: What is up home dogs!!(big smile on his face)
Sora: What are you doing here?
Riku: Ya!!
Ansem: Well I am the Put Put champion for five days in a row.
Sora: Well we were here first! So buzz off.
Riku: Ya shu fly don't bother us!!
Ansem's eyes start to water and sits down on the bench and starts to cry.
Ansem: All I ever wanted was a friend.
Riku: Look Sora you made him cry.
Sora: Can't you talk to your heartless?
Ansem: I tried to. Every time I try they look at me funny and try to hurt me. I half to have a shotgun next to me when I go to sleep cause they try to hurt me so much.
Sora: Is it a 12 gauge?
Riku: SORA!!!
Ansem: Yes.
Sora: Welcome to the club.
Riku: Are you sure?
Sora: He's got a 12 gauge shotgun.
Ansem: Can I play Put Put with you guys?
Riku: Sure.
Sora: I guess.
Ansem: Sora can you come over for lunch?
Sora: Don't press your luck.
Ansem: How about you Riku?
Riku: Okay.
Ansem: Sweet meet at my pad tomorrow around 11 so we can watch the Sponge Bob marathon.
Riku: SWEET I WLL BE THERE!!!
Sora: Sponge Bob is off the air.
Everyone in Put Put Golf City dropped their putters and screamed NOT SPONGE BOB!!!!!!
and started to cry. Riku and Ansem faint.THE END
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