trapped in revamp hell
- Nov 1, 2009
Kingdom Hearts Union X Japan updated with a new story quest (No.976), as well as 5 Proud Mode quests (No.971~976).
Translations are now available thanks to goldpanner!
(The Cy-Bugs continue to advance on Vanellope and the others. Vanellope watches Ralph struggle against King Candy.)
(Calhoun tries to beat back the Cy-Bugs, but runs out of ammo.)
Calhoun: Fall back!
(Ralph watches as his friends are left defenseless)
(Felix and Calhoun try to take Vanellope through the exit, but a force field prevents her from leaving.)
King Candy: Look at that. It's your little friend. Let's watch her die together, shall we?
King Candy: It's game over for both of you!
(Ralph looks down at the crater of mentos below, and has an epiphany.)
Ralph: No. Just for me.
(He breaks free from King Candy's grip and falls.)
(She glitches her way past the Cy-Bugs as Ralph continues to make his descent.)
Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
(He looks at the medal Vanellope made for him, and strikes the crater with newfound resolve, demolishing the structure and sending mentos plummeting into the bed of molten diet cola below. Player rushes towards him but the two are unable to escape. However, Vanellope glitches through Candy Kingdom in her kart and manages to catch them just in time.)
Vanellope: Don't worry, I got it under control!
(She brings them to safety as mentos meets cola, causing an eruption. This eruption creates a powerful beacon, attracting the attention of all Cy-Bugs. They make their way towards the light as if entranced, and implode upon making contact with it. King Candy tries to resist the temptation.)
King Candy: You fools! Why are you going into the light--
No, no, no, no, no, -must go into the light!
(He enters the beacon and is destroyed. Meanwhile, Vanellope and the others arrive in the safety of the candy forest. After a brief celebration, they start to make their way towards the goal.)
Ralph: Now you just have to cross the finish line.
Ralph: What is it?
You forgot something and want us to go on ahead?
Talk about poor timing. Alright, if you say so.
Vanellope: We'll be waiting for you at the race track!
(Ralph and Vanellope leave, and Chirithy appears.)
Chirithy: I take it you’ve noticed.
(Player nods and summons their Keyblade. They turn around to face the enemy, shrouded in darkness behind the trees.)
???: N o t… Y o u…
(The Cy-Bug Darkling fusion has transformed yet again, taking on an sinister appearance.)
Chirithy: Here we go again.
If we’re not the ones you want, then why do you keep coming after us!
(It strikes out.)
Chirithy: Huh. Of course it can't understand us…
I'd hoped we could figure out what the Darklings were after, but it seems we have no choice.
(Chirithy gets into a battle stance, much to Player's delight. The Nightmare Cy-Bug makes a move towards Chirithy, and he steps back.)
Chirithy: Okay, the rest is up to you!
(He bails, leaving Player to fight the Nightmare Cy-Bug alone. DISAPPOINTMENT.)
(Player defeats the Nightmare Cy-Bug. Chirithy returns.)
Chirithy: So what was that all about?
I wonder… could Darklings be drawn to Keyblade wielders…?
(Player snaps him out of his thoughts.)
Chirithy: Sorry, sorry, it's nothing.
Anyway, how do you think Vanellope's race went?
Let's head over to the goal and see how things are wrapping up!
(They make their way back to the goal just as Felix puts the finishing touches on repairs.)
Felix: All fixed!
Ralph: You ready for this?
Vanellope: As ready as I'll ever be.
(Ralph pushes Vanellope's kart over the goal line. A bright light engulfs her, and she emerges clad in a fancy dress. The light spreads across Candy Kingdom, restoring it to its original form. Everyone is extremely confused.
Sour Bill makes his way towards them and is suddenly comes to a realization.)
Sour Bill: Now I remember. All hail the Rightful Ruler of Sugar Rush: Princess Vanellope.
Ralph: Wow, so this is the real you, a princess.
Vanellope: Ralph, what are you, nuts? Come on, this isn't me.
(She glitches out of the silly outfit.)
Vanellope: This is me.
Look, the code may say I'm a princess, but I know who I really am, Ralph. I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever.
(Chirithy reappears by Player's side.)
Chirithy: Who she really is, huh…
Everyone has more to them than meets the eye.
There might even be another you hidden in your heart.
And if it were darkness…
(Player realizes Chirithy is in a funk. He reassures them.)
Chirithy: Oh, no, it' s nothing.
(Meanwhile, the others are preparing to depart.)
Calhoun: Fix-it, Wreck-it, the arcade's about to open. Let's move 'em out!
(Back to Chirithy and Player.)
Chirithy: It looks like the problems with this world have been fixed.
I bet the glitches have been erased too.
We have to report on the Darklings, so why don’t we head back to Daybreak Town?
(Player nods. They watch as Vanellope and Ralph say their farewells.)
Vanellope: You know, you could just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench, or treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.
Ralph: I'm already happy. I've got the coolest friend in the world. And besides, I've got a job to do, too. It may not be as fancy as being president, but it's my duty. And it's a big duty.
(They share a laugh and a farewell fist bump.)
Ralph: See ya later, President Fartfeathers.
Vanellope: Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
(The two make their separate ways. Back to Chirithy.)
Chirithy: If the Darklings are after a Keyblade wielder, and it's not Player or Ephemer, then who…