I have returned with 24...uh....thing, reasons....whatever.
1.Everytime you come to a crossroads you thinkyou need toc hoose light, dark, or twilight.
2.You go to Hawaii and think it's Destiny Islands.
3.Same as 2, but you see a mouse and say "King Mickey, I thought you weren't supposed to be here."(Reverse/Rebirth)
4.You go to a town and think it's Traverse Town or Twilight Town.
5.Everytime it snows you think it's Blue Rhapsodies.
6.Everytime there's a thunderstorm you think it's Yellow Opera's.
7.You think summer is caused by Red Nocturnes.
8.You think that doctors put people to sleep during operations so that they won't see them use Green Requiems.
9.When you play a different game and use the KH controls.(guilty)
10.Everytime you see a barrel or pot you think it's that kind of Heartless.
11.You see a line of pots and think it's the Pot Centipede.
12.You walk into a wrestling ring and say you want to enter the Hades Cup.
13.You see a guy with a gun and think it's Clayton.
14.You go to the zoo and think the monkeys are Powerwilds and Bouncywilds.
15.You see a suit of armor in a museum and think it's the Guard Armor.
16.Same as 15, exept you yell "I will seal that Keyhole, Opposite Armor! You stand no chance!"
17.You see a guy with a big sword and think it's Cloud.
18.You see a picture of a wooly mammoth and yell "Ah! The Behemoth!"
19. a.Find an oil lamp
b1.Tie a chain to it
c.attach it to your model Keyblade
d.Wonder why it doesn't turn into Three Wishes
b2.Try and get Genie to come out and help you fight the Heartless
20.You see a mummy and think it's a Wight Knight.
21.Ask the Mickey magnet on your fridge wny he's not with Riku.
22.Same as 21, only use a Mickey PEZ dispenser.
23.(also applies if you watch too much Spongebob) Run up to a microphone and yell "Attention everyone! Heartless have taken over the world!"(nobody moves)"Our world!"(still nobody moves)
24. a.Go to Africa
b.Find a waterfall
c.Go behind it
d.Try and find the Keyhole
Oh yeah, and I'll throw in this one: You make SUPER-weird Keyblades, which I do constantly. I'll try and think up some more, see ya later!