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Topic 6: take drugs (coping with failure)



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IS YOUR LIFE SUCCEED AND FEEL GOOD?
- YES GOTO POAGE 166
- NO STAYR ON THIS PAGE

there is a 99.8786 percetile chance yuo fail in life . buts whye ? simpole: life intentional show you yu suck so you can experiencre failuire in order to succed. my late grandfatherf dick goku told me this:

"only way to success is to failure first" -dick goku, 1879-1828

grandfather dick is almost as intelligenctr as me so you should pay great attent to theis words. so you maybe asking "this is horriable i am very depress and i am fat pleas send help" let me be first to tell halp is on thre way. let us surmise this is the followign: depress lead to more fat and bad life. you is already fats. this means more fat worse life. how to not be depress? answer is drug

in this sectional i list various drug and tell you effect and rating scale justr remember you need to try maney many drug before you find the rihgt one,.

cocaine
mcdonalds of drug choice (easy to get)

cocaine iks consider like chicken in drug world ; everyone eat chicken and chickens is taste good. proof of these claims is no other thane tim allen. if celebrity take drug this must mean it is safe to use (vcelebirty are smarter than averge persons).

EFFECT: after inhaling cocaine from nasal passage i expereicne 5 hour of feeling that i just score winning touchdowne for superbowl game (there was 1 secondr left and we were down 7 point we did onside kick and i grabe ball and score touchdown and also did 2 poitne conversion then everyoneg chant wu tang ogku name and 32 (no more no less) lady escort me off field and we played monolpoly in the locker room(p.s. very sexy)). 3 out of possiblre 4 star.

also incliude helpful cocaine tool on this page:

Code:
[color=red] - - - - - - -\-- -- --|- -- - --[/color]
put ocacine along dotted red line in box

PRINT OUT READ LINE AND BOX or use computer screen to snort coke

LSD
drug of champinos

i have hear dmany gr8 thing about lsd. ;the fact that lsd is basicaly acid that seal the deal for me. how can aci d possibly be bad for bosdy? cant

EFFECT: when i took drug i was watching TV and commercial for automobile came on then a horse pop-up on the screen telling me "haaaaaayyyyy goko" this anger me greatly so i say "you stupid gayr horse gtet of my television monitor" than gay horse teld me he had bigger penise size than me but thens i corrected him and say i have bigger human size penise ratio than he has horse size penids ratio thuis made him cry and he commit suicider by jumpiung in front of bus. it is amazing the technology to talke to people through tv wqas invented around the same time i took lsd maybe next time you see me have own sitcom (call "out of the frying pan and into wu tang goku"). rate 8 of out 10 marks,

reasearch ongoing, on next ep we breakdown on: mariguana, heroin, ketamine, pcp
 

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you see what happens wtg, now theres a Matt-bot on your thread i hope youre happy
 

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now i need to post enough to have 166 pages
but for now i fail until i don't
trow your noledge on me, goku!
 
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