well my name is chill and i say italianstallion has to win because it has:
three Ls
seven vowels
the name ian
the word ion, so it's sciency
italia, the italian word for italy, within it
fifteen letters
that's right people
FIFTEEN letters
over here in australia that is a legitimate crime
anyone with a FIFTEEN LETTER name is actually shot on site
like
my friend petervonschnitz got shot in the ear once
well
close to the ear
like
the knee
but not a bullet either
more like a rock
and not anyone from law enforcement
a kindergardner
vote italianstallion