Things Kingdom Hearts Characters would probably(hopefully) NEVER say.

[Tarn]

I'm bored, we're bored, and i'm curious as to how insane you guys are, so let's begin.

"I broke my foot trying to cheapshot someone in the crotch..." ~Xion

"Honestly, all the strange pairings in the organization don't surprise me." ~Roxas

"You wouldn't believe the chain of bad words I just let out of my mouth when my pencil broke." ~Namine

... Anyone wanna try and think of more?

 

[Zul]

"My prolapsed goiter is palpitating" ~Sora

 

[Tarn]

"My prolapsed goiter is palpitating" ~Sora

... I regret making this thread now, but this is what I get for posting it at nearly 6 AM.

 

[VoidGear.]

"What do you mean "gay"? I just like my hair to look wild, okay?!" - KH2!Riku.

 

[Chuuya]

I got a good one. "I'm smart!" -Terra

 

[Chuuya]

No no no, rephrase that! "Terra is smart!" - Aqua

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T! -Terra
(Howler's comments made me think of this

 

[VoidGear.]

Actually I think if there is one person out there who WOULD call Terra smart, it's Aqua. xD

 

[Chuuya]

Be funny if Aqua didn't though, lol. xD Poor Terra only has one cheerleader. "Sora, just say you love me already!!!" - Riku

 

[Zul]

"Their thermite lances cannot penetrate my goretex" -Goofy

... I regret making this thread now, but this is what I get for posting it at nearly 6 AM.

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

"I h-hate R-ri--ri" -Sora, because he wouldn't even be able to get the words out

 

[VoidGear.]

"I h-hate R-ri--ri" -Sora, because he wouldn't even be able to get the words out

Sounds like a great idea for a fanfiction prompt...

 

[Chuuya]

"Hey Riku, what's those green stuff that heartless drop?" - Sora "Oh that's jello. Go eat some." - Riku

 

[Oracle Spockanort]

Sounds like a great idea for a fanfiction prompt...

Sora looked directly at the silver haired teen with a cold, bitter look that lined the edges of his face, and turned his eyes to stone. "Riku."

The two stared at each other for what seemed like minutes, a tense air building up between the gap of their bodies before Sora's eye seemed to well up with unshed tears? The tension vanished instantly and Sora crumpled to the ground. "I h-ha-hate...you, R-r-ri-riii––"

Riku laughed. Sora rubbed at his eyes. "Shut up! I can do this!"

"Nope, I win," Riku says, humored. Sora totally hates Riku.

 

[VoidGear.]

Sora looked directly at the silver haired teen with a cold, bitter look that lined the edges of his face, and turned his eyes to stone. "Riku."

The two stared at each other for what seemed like minutes, a tense air building up between the gap of their bodies before Sora's eye seemed to well up with unshed tears? The tension vanished instantly and Sora crumpled to the ground. "I h-ha-hate...you, R-r-ri-riii––"

Riku laughed. Sora rubbed at his eyes. "Shut up! I can do this!"

"Nope, I win," Riku says, humored. Sora totally hates Riku.

 

[Chuuya]

LOL. Nicely done! "CAN I HAVE SOME SCREEN TIME PLEASE?" - Kairi "YES!" - Every KH character there is

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

"Xehanort is trying to bring about the apocalypse, broke Ventus in half and almost killed me once. Don't ever trust him!" - Eraqus to his students

 

[Tarn]

"Xehanort is trying to bring about the apocalypse, broke Ventus in half and almost killed me once. Don't ever trust him!" - Eraqus to his students

If only there was logic in this series... but then again that lack-of is what makes the Internet what it is (aka a Dark, Scary place, according to Roxas).

"Twilight was actually a pretty good series to read." ~ Zexion

 

[Chuman]

"that key of yours can open all kind of locks" - yuffie

"that's the power of the keyblade" - an exhausted sora

"lets fuck toots" - a drunken phil to donald

"i'm batman" - terra

"hips dont lie" - axel

"i got a jar of dirt" - luxord




"great scott!" - young xehanort

 

[Chuman]

"goodnight everyone, i love you and will never hurt you, and will ALWAYS understand what you're going through. also turn out the lights while you sleep." - eraqus, not shakily aiming a shotgun at a dark corner