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TheMuffinMan

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*bows head*

I'm sorry

*walks into pink bedroom with lace, and see's sora sitting there crying*

Uhh...

*walks into his own room which is filled with pink lace*
 
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Pfft. FYI, it was a pink room with lace. Not a room with pink lace.

But I guess it's okay. Except for the lifeless puppet joke. That's still wrong.
 
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Wow. There are a lot of pages here. I hope this one hasn't been done.

Ansem: "Supreme darkness!"
Sora: "Your wrong! I know now without a doubt that Kingom Hearts is light!"
*Light from Kingdom Hearts shines on to Ansem*
Ansem: "Wha...? Li... Light? But how... Aw, screw this darkness stuff. I'm going to the orgy!"
*Ansem flies off into the distance*
 
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............. Ummm......some of those I don't quite understand........

And that Doll joke was the stupidest thing I've ever heard! You foul-mouthed comic wannabe! You post filth like that again and I'll.......... Destroy you and your hamster brethren!!!!!
 
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Kat, don't act like a stupid little flamer. Be a brilliant one! I know you can! But it was a puppet. Not a doll...
 
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Thelonepickle said:
TLP: Oh yeah. Well, good luck with that! Muahahahahhahahaha! I'm just kidding man! *revives Keyblade Master* There!

Jeez! We only killed you! Stop acting like a baby about it! J/k.
Click to expand...
It's Keyblade MAKER. Die! *pulls out shotgun*
 
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Aeris sneaks up behind Leon.

Aerith: BOOO!

Leon: AHHHHHH *shoots her with his gunblade*

Leon: OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN!!!! -runs-

Sephritoh: *Walks over to Aerith's body with Masasmune* DANG IT! Who beat me to her!
 
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On the clock tower scene on the game trailers

BHK:*walks and slips and falls to his doom*

Normura: *drinking a martini* DANG IT!!! NOT AGAIN! Thats it! Cloud your the new BHK.

Cloud: *does the scene and slips*

Normura: *on his 9th martini* DANG IT!!! OK, do we have any more blonde people?

Sora: Hi everybody!

Normura: *puts a wig on him* your the new BHK!

Sora: *does then scene and succeeds*

Me: So the morale of this story is, this is why you never see BHK with Sora...
 
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Two months after that.

Sora and Kairi walk past a KH2 poster.

Kairi: Hey! He looks just like you! *Points to BHK*

Sora: Um, yeah, right... Let's go shopping! *hurries her away*
 
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