Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[Thelonepickle]

-_- Ha, ha. Very funny.

Sora: Good news, Kairi! The results are in!

Kairi: Yeah, Sora? What do they say?!

Riku: Well, a lot of the people thought you and Sora should be together.

Sora: And a lot of people thought you and Riku should be together.

Riku: But... A majority of the people thought that Sora and I should be together...

Kairi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*

*Sora and Riku are at a restaurant, which I don't think I spelled right*

Sora: Are we having fun yet?

Riku: We never talk anymore! Why can't you take me anywhere nice? Do these pants make me look fat? How's my makeup?!

 

[Katattack]

*At a game convention....*


Link: We have a lot in common, Sora!
Sora: How so?
Link: Well, who's the girl you always save that you'll probably hook up with?

Link: *holds up Princess Zelda*
Sora: *Holds up Kairi*

Link: Who's a friend who competes with you for a girl's affection?

Link: *holds up Mido*
Sora: *holds up Riku*

Link: And who is another friend who may have a crush on you?

Link: *holds up Saria* Hey, aren't you going to hold up some one else?

Sora: No. I'm good.
Riku: Hey! *glare*

 

[Katattack]

Funny my green, warty, Pickley friend!

 

[Keyblade Maker]

Ok, I'm dead.

 

[Katattack]

Oh no!!!!!

*holds up phoenix down* Will this help? I plucked it off some stupid bird. Oh well, probably won't help.

*throws it, and it lands just out of Keyblade Maker's reach*

 

[Thelonepickle]

TLP: You bet you are! I aint payin for this! *throws bill*

Doctor: Well, I guess we'll have to reverse our treatments...

KM: *breaks into pieces again*

 

[Katattack]

I'll pay for it! I'm rich! How much is it? 23 cents? 25?
*opens wallet and cobwebs and dust are the only things visible* umm.....nevermind.... 0.o

 

[Thelonepickle]

*All of the boys in KH are lined up doing the can-can*

All: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and-

*All of the boys in KH's DOUBLES*

All: HEY! We're not like that!

Yaoi All: Yes, we are!

Yuri All: NO, we AREN'T!

Yaoi Sora: *runs out into middle of the battle field* WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!

Yuri Sora: I LIKE GIRLS! *Kisses nearest thing in a skirt* MOM?!

Sora's Mom: SORA! GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Yaoi Sora: *Goes into pink room with lace* Oh, teddy! Will this war ever end?!

Yuri Sora: *Goes into manly sports room* Oh, teddy! Will this war ever end?!

Muahahahahaha.

 

[Keyblade Maker]

Somebody cast Life on me! Please!

 

[Thelonepickle]

TLP: Ooh, ooh! I can cast life! *casts life on dead flower* *it becomes pretty*

Flower: Thank you! Here's a wish! You can bring anyone back to life that you want! ONE TIME!

TLP: Oh, okay. Who should I use this on? *Kills flower* *revives flower*

TLP: Good to know I put that to good use.

 

[Katattack]

*Casts firaga on accident*

Ummmm.......at least there won't be any evidence......

 

[Katattack]

Sora: Ummm....how do I lock the world again? *turns lock to the right*

Donald: That's the wrong way! You just unlocked it!

Sora: Oh. Okay. *turns it the other way*

Donald: Not too tight! The light won't be able to get through if you COMPLETELY lock it!

Sora: FINE!!!! YOU DO IT!!!!! *throws down the keyblade and storms off*

 

[Thelonepickle]

Donald: We feel calm. Breathe in, breathe out. Inhale, exhale. Feel the motion of your breathe, the rhythm. Now, to start today's yoga class, we'll first go into a sun salutation.

P.S., Kat! STOP DOUBLE POSTING!

 

[Keyblade Maker]

Hellooooo, I'm still dead!

 

[Thelonepickle]

TLP: Oh yeah. Well, good luck with that! Muahahahahhahahaha! I'm just kidding man! *revives Keyblade Master* There!

Jeez! We only killed you! Stop acting like a baby about it! J/k.

 

[Don Patch]

Its the first scene in Kingdom Hearts when Sora is about to get hit by Darkside

Darkside: -swings at him-

-doorbell rings-

Pizza Guy: I got a large combo with extra cheese.

Sora: Awesome pizza!

Darkside: yeah!

-there sitting down at a table-

Sora: -takes a bite- So hows the wife and kids?

Darkside: -nearly brakes the chair since he's so big- Meh, so so.

 

[Thelonepickle]

Hey, can I continue it?

Darkside: And what about Kairi? *Elbows Sora* I hear the two of you are very close...

Sora: Actually, I'm with Riku now.

Riku: *smiles somewhere faraway*

Darkside: Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were like that.

Sora: *cracks up* I'm just kidding ya, man!

Riku: *frowns somewhere faraway*

Darkside: Oh that sense of humor!

 

[Don Patch]

Normura: -is drinking a martini- Alright, people lets start this scene again.

-fliming the KH2 kissing scene with Kairi and Sora-

Sora: *about to kiss her* Dang it! What am I going to tell Riku!

-somewhere in Mexico-

Riku: -smiles-

-back at the KH2 place-

Sora: sorry I keep forgeting the second k. I meant to say Rikku!

-Mexico-

Riku: -frowns-

-Back at HQ-

Norumra: -has 5 empty martini glasses around him- Alright then! Someone get Rikku to dress up as Kairi, then we'll do the kiss scene! AND CAN SOMEONE GET ME ANOTHER MARTINI!

 

[Thelonepickle]

Kairi: Whatever. Riku can have you, Sora!

-Mexico-

Riku: *smiles*

-Back at the studio-

Sora: So who're you with, Kairi?

Kairi: Riku's dad.

-Mexico-

Riku: *frowns, but gets ready to go to the studio*

 

[TheMuffinMan]

Riku: So, kairi's like a lifeless puppet now?

Melefecent: Yes, her heart devoured by the Heartless, no doubt

*she leaves*

Riku stares at Kairi and gets an evil glint in his eye*

Riku: A lifeless puppet, eh? Oh the possibilitys!

*breaks out the handcuffs and whips*