Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[Thelonepickle]

Cool, I can't wait to see part two of yours, TOHF. TOHF. Sounds like... 'Tof' sounds like... 'Tofu!'

Sorry... heh heh heh...


Riku: Dark or Light? Dark or Light? SORA?! ARE YOU LISTENING?! Dark or Light top to match these jeans?!

Okay, that was weird. and I have another from the image gallery.

Kairi: Sora, I dig you.
Riku: Well, I LOVE him.
Sora: I love you, too!
Kairi and Riku: Yay! Huh?! He was talking to me! What?! No way! Sora! Who were you talking to?!
Sora: (Points inbetween the two) You!
Riku and Kairi step back: Uh... Sora... That's a toaster...
Sora: Hey! she's part chrome, part hot that burns my fingies, and all woman!

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

wow, well as long as i'm "tofa", koolie to me

 

[Keyblade Maker]

Off topic: Is Riku really Ansem's son?

 

[Winged Mirage]

Off topic: not that I know of XP

lol these are funny.

 

[Keyblade Maker]

Sora beats Ansem for the last time... And Ansem is about to open the door to Kingdom Hearts.

Ansem: Behold the endless abiss...
*phone rings*
Ansem: Within lies the heart of all worlds.... Kingdom Hearts!
*phone rings again*
Ansem: Look as hard as you are able; you'll....
*phone rings once again*
Ansem: Who the f^(k has a phone?
Sora's has a big smile on his face
Sora: hee hee sorry my bad
Donald: D@mn*t Sora now we have to do that over again!!

Hahaha! That was funny. Here, I'll do a version of it:

Ansem: Behold the endless abyss...
Ansem: Within lies the heart of all worlds.... Kingdom Hearts!
Ansem: Look as hard as you are able; you'll not be able to find even the slightest glimmer of light!
Sora: What about the door? It looks bright...
Ansem: For god's sake Sora! Stick to the fricking script!
Sora: Hehe...sorry.
Ansem sighs and walks off set, as the smoke machine that makes the darkness breaks down.

 

[Thelonepickle]

*At a support group, we see Riku, Ansem, and Sephiroth*

Ansem: Hi, my name is Ansem.

Riku&Seph: Hi, Ansem!

Ansem: And I have white hair. But I'm REALLY not that old! I swear! I'm only thirteen!

Riku&Seph: *sniff* That's sooo beautiful! You go, guy!

Ansem: And I've ignored the darkness for FIVE DAYS!

Riku&Seph: YOU'RE A SUPER STAR! THIS CALLS FOR STARBUCKS!

Everyone: And then facials! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *They run to Starbucks*

 

[Keyblade Maker]

*At a support group, we see Riku, Ansem, and Sephiroth*

Ansem: Hi, my name is Ansem.

Riku&Seph: Hi, Ansem!

Ansem: And I have white hair. But I'm REALLY not that old! I swear! I'm only thirteen!

Riku&Seph: *sniff* That's sooo beautiful! You go, guy!

Ansem: And I've ignored the darkness for FIVE DAYS!

Riku&Seph: YOU'RE A SUPER STAR! THIS CALLS FOR STARBUCKS!

Everyone: And then facials! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *They run to Starbucks*

Haha, you guys crack me up. *breaks into pieces* Darn.

 

[Thelonepickle]

Muahahahahahaha. That's my job. I guess. I don't get paid. I kinda just... sit around. Whatever.

Anyway, let's see if I have another...

Sora: You can have Kairi, Riku.

Riku: I don't want her. You take her.

Sora: I don't like her! She's YOURS.

Riku: No! I hate her! Jeez!

Sora: Fine. What should we do?

Riku: Donate her to charity. Or a glue factory. Whichever.

Sora: Maybe we should get rid of Selphie and Wakka, too...

 

[Keyblade Maker]

Muahahahahahaha. That's my job. I guess. I don't get paid. I kinda just... sit around. Whatever.

Anyway, let's see if I have another...

Sora: You can have Kairi, Riku.

Riku: I don't want her. You take her.

Sora: I don't like her! She's YOURS.

Riku: No! I hate her! Jeez!

Sora: Fine. What should we do?

Riku: Donate her to charity. Or a glue factory. Whichever.

Sora: Maybe we should get rid of Selphie and Wakka, too...

ROFL! Oh jeez, please stop, I think my ribs have snapped from laughing...

 

[Krazy]

Those were great, TLP!!! I especially enjoyed the "Support Group" one!! ^_^ lolmao

 

[Thelonepickle]

Wahahahaha! I'm happy to make people laugh!

Sora: *With Goofy and Donald at Castle Oblivion* Wait! I remember! There was a fourth girl on the island! We always played together! (pretend he remembers her name right now) Namine!

Wakka: What're we? Chopped paopu?

Selphie: (Sugar-happy) Did somebody say paopu? Let's share a paopu! Paopu Paopu Paopu! I like trains! Suuuuuuggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!

Tidus: I'll share a paopu with... ZANARKAN! *eye twitches*

Selphie: Zanarkan? Pfft. There's no such thing!

Tidus: I meant, I'll share a paopu with you, ZANARKAN! *eye twitches again*

Wakka: Nevermind. I see why Sora doesn't remember us...

 

[Keyblade Maker]

Wahahahaha! I'm happy to make people laugh!

Sora: *With Goofy and Donald at Castle Oblivion* Wait! I remember! There was a fourth girl on the island! We always played together! (pretend he remembers her name right now) Namine!

Wakka: What're we? Chopped paopu?

Selphie: (Sugar-happy) Did somebody say paopu? Let's share a paopu! Paopu Paopu Paopu! I like trains! Suuuuuuggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!

Tidus: I'll share a paopu with... ZANARKAN! *eye twitches*

Selphie: Zanarkan? Pfft. There's no such thing!

Tidus: I meant, I'll share a paopu with you, ZANARKAN! *eye twitches again*

Wakka: Nevermind. I see why Sora doesn't remember us...

Ok, you're paying when I get sent to hospital.

 

[Katattack]

Sephiroth, Ansem, Maleficent: The sun'll come out.....TOMORROW!

Sora: 0.o

 

[Thelonepickle]

*At the hospital*

TLP: Muahahahahahahaha!

Doctor: Keyblade Maker will be fine, but... *hands TLP the bill*

TLP: HOLY CHEESE! Five thousand munnys?! For pasting him back together?!

Doctor: It took a lot of paste! That new glue made out of Kairi doesn't work so well!

TLP: *nods* it's all the fat... And purple...


Okay, back to the topic...

Sora: I'm really sorry you didn't win that beauty contest, Kairi.

Kairi: It's okay. The chick who won REALLY deserved it.

Sora: Yeah, but who knew Riku had such great legs?

Kairi: What?

Sora: What?

Riku: *In a pink dress with a tiara, holding flowers* What?! You get a lot of money for winning these things, okay?! Plus first prize was really great! *holds up gift basket of bath salts, perfumes, shampoos, and candles*

Kairi&Sora:

 

[Katattack]

Sora: Kingdom hearts...is LIGHT!

Ansem: Light.............but...WHY?!

Sora: Duh! Can't you read? The black smoke maker broke down! *points to other comments*

 

[Krazy]

Both were great!! lolmao!! Do I have any...?...hmmm....

Sora: How come Leon has a GUNblade and I have a KEYblade?!!? What the hell's up with that?!?*goes off to kick Leon's @$$* >_>

Goofy: E=MC2!! ^_^

Donald: Of coarse you can drive the Gummi Ship, Sora!!! Cuz you're such a fantastic pilot!! ^_^

Cloud: I'm a pretty little butterfly!!!*prances around* ^_^

 

[Katattack]

Lol. Funny!

Riku: I'm hungry.

Sora: Don't say that!

Riku: Why not?

Sora: Because, if you say that, people will think your hungry!

Riku: And?

Sora: They'll think I'm hungry too!

Riku: You're going somewhere with this?

Sora: They'll start to think We're hungry for each other!

Riku: Oh no! That means-

*water in cup starts shaking*

Sora: They're here!!!!!

*hundreds of people stampede through the house*

Both: YAOI FAAAAANNNSSS!!!!!

 

[Keyblade Maker]

Sora: Kingdom hearts...is LIGHT!

Ansem: Light.............but...WHY?!

Sora: Duh! Can't you read? The black smoke maker broke down! *points to other comments*

I can't laugh any more....I'm in traction.

 

[Thelonepickle]

Lol, those were great!

I don't know if I have another. If I think of one, I'll post it.

 

[Katattack]

OoT: Oh....poor little Pickle for brains......j/k. It's very hard to think of more!!!!! We'll find a way, TLP!